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My phone isnt holding a charge anymore

  1. Originally posted by mmQ I bought a gay phone because I was in a hurry and they were out of my old phone. Fucking Samsung galaxy a10e or some shit. It doesn't even show the battery percentage at the top and it has a stupid charger that isn't universal.

    Fuck you!!!!!!

    😊

    An excellent choice...well done.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by stl1 What you needto do for a permanent phone battery fix is the old "Ben Franklin Trick" whereby you jam a wire into your phone during a lightning storm while attaching the wire to your flying kite.

    You'll never have phone problems again, guaranteed.

    Did someone lie and tell you that was clever before you clicked on "Submit"?
  3. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You just want to resell it.

    so save me the trouble and mail me money instead.
  4. Originally posted by mmQ t doesn't even show the battery percentage at the top

    Fuck you!!!!!!

    😊

    Here you go hairy ass.

    Head to Settings > Notifications > Status bar and tap on All notifications. Now you'll be able to see multiple notification icons in the status bar instead of just three. Below All notifications, you will see an option to toggle on Show battery percentage.
  5. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Wow. I was expecting moar from mmq i expected him to be moar capable. How is he gonna come to canada, build an igloo and take care of me and our kids?
  6. Originally posted by tee hee hee Wow. I was expecting moar from mmq i expected him to be moar capable. How is he gonna come to canada, build an igloo and take care of me and our kids?

    I bet he doesn't know about the uni-brow yet either does he.
  7. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet he doesn't know about the uni-brow yet either does he.

    Jigg shut up pls..
  8. Oh right..sorry, mums the word...as me old mum used to say
  9. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Smh
  10. ..as the lovely DTE would say
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Tee hee hee has a uni-brow?? Are we talking a Bert and Ernie uni-brow or an Anthony Davis uni-brow?
  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    hey mq did you ever get your phone working better? I'm having problems with mine like yours now and its kinda annoying
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hey mq did you ever get your phone working better? I'm having problems with mine like yours now and its kinda annoying

    No. I just took the lazy route and bought a new 100 dollar phone. I've added my old phone to the pile of phones and laptops I've ruined with toilet drops and beer spills. One day I will figure them all out. Lol
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  14. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    I wonder why we call them phones these days. My "phone" is also a flashlight a calculator and a GPS.
  15. Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by jesus enriquez i use mine as a penetrative sex implement but i dont call it a dildo.

    OK, but do you call it a phone?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Erekshun I wonder why we call them phones these days. My "phone" is also a flashlight a calculator and a GPS.

    Fair point. We should call them "unlimited mobile porn devices."
  17. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ No. I just took the lazy route and bought a new 100 dollar phone. I've added my old phone to the pile of phones and laptops I've ruined with toilet drops and beer spills. One day I will figure them all out. Lol

    yeah I think I might have to do that, which sucks, I actually got it to charge back up but it took like six hours and thats bullshit and and now its at 51 percent.. to be honest I think i fucked it up from being half asleep and tearing it out of the wall, I got the original charger that I never used and It started charging better but its pretty still lame

    my last phone had kitty litter inside of the hole! and the gont cleaned it out and it worked but I don't think thats the problem now.
  18. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ No. I just took the lazy route and bought a new 100 dollar phone. I've added my old phone to the pile of phones and laptops I've ruined with toilet drops and beer spills. One day I will figure them all out. Lol

    I use my phone as a flesh light to go to the 2 and half crappers at 3 in the morning and have the though like what if I shehoyeded it and slipped and it went into the crapper lol so I be extra careful but shit happens. I'm going to the store tomorrow and see if these fags can just cram a new charger into it because I really don't want a new phone.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah I think I might have to do that, which sucks, I actually got it to charge back up but it took like six hours and thats bullshit and and now its at 51 percent.. to be honest I think i fucked it up from being half asleep and tearing it out of the wall, I got the original charger that I never used and It started charging better but its pretty still lame

    my last phone had kitty litter inside of the hole! and the gont cleaned it out and it worked but I don't think thats the problem now.

    Yeah I watched a little thing on youtube last night of how Apple will try and fick you over for little things. Sort of a non sequitur but I mean they charged this dude 1200 dollars to fix his computer and then he brought it to some third party place like panny's and it was literally just a little bent pin that took him 2 minutes to fix and he said he wouldn't even charge for it.
  20. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Yeah I watched a little thing on youtube last night of how Apple will try and fick you over for little things. Sort of a non sequitur but I mean they charged this dude 1200 dollars to fix his computer and then he brought it to some third party place like panny's and it was literally just a little bent pin that took him 2 minutes to fix and he said he wouldn't even charge for it.

    ill see whats up.. I can afford another phone but really don't want to do it. ITS GONNA BE A LONG DAY TOMORROW!
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