A Detroit woman bit off a man's tongue after she asked him not to put it in her mouth, while kissing...

1. 2020-02-13 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #41
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Archer, I dare you to a tongue wrestling match with Lorena Bobbitt.
2. 2020-02-13 at 7:43 PM UTC

   #42
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by stl1

   
   I remember reading that story. She snipped it off and then threw it out the window, so when the police came and found out they had to get a team of officers to rake the grass outside the window looking for the dick. They did find it, and it was transported quickly on ice to the hospital, where it was reattached. A literal dick hunt.
   
   "What are you guys looking for?"
   "A dick. Stand back, please."
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • mmQ
3. 2020-02-13 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #43
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I heard it was so small that the officers were all on their hands and knees combing through the grass with literal hair combs and magnifying glasses.
4. 2020-02-13 at 7:47 PM UTC

   #44
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   She didn't cut the ball sack off, though.
5. 2020-02-13 at 7:59 PM UTC

   #45
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by -SpectraL She didn't cut the ball sack off, though.

   
   She didn't really have time. It was one or the other and she made her choice.
6. 2020-02-13 at 8:13 PM UTC

   #46
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ She didn't really have time. It was one or the other and she made her choice.

   
   She should have used a quiet Hoover and a pair of sharp scissors.
7. 2020-02-13 at 9:45 PM UTC

   #47
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Archer513 My tongue is not so weak as to be bitten off by a mere woman 😎👅

   
   tongue-wrestling with men for the golden belt
8. 2020-02-13 at 9:47 PM UTC

   #48
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Archer513 My tongue is not so weak as to be bitten off by a mere woman 😎👅

   
   She'd have broken a tooth on mine.
9. 2020-02-15 at 6:13 PM UTC

   #49
   WellHung Black Hole
   Folx?