Is anyone else to scared to play a game of chess?

1. 2020-02-12 at 8:34 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Misterigh Houston

   Originally posted by Lanny speed chess is terrible for casual play

   
   Come play me a 5 minute game.
2. 2020-02-12 at 8:37 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Obbe Yes.
   
   
   
   You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

   
   Well, I got a notification at 2am that I needed to make a move or I would lose, however my phone was dead so it didnt really matter. 30mins each is more than enough time. Games rarely ever end on time. Let me know when you have an hour
3. 2020-02-12 at 9:40 PM UTC

   #43
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Chess is boring as hell.
4. 2020-02-12 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Chess is boring as hell.

   
   Your posts are actually extremely boring. Chess is dynamic and can be played in 4 dimensions
5. 2020-02-12 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #45
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo Your posts are actually extremely boring. Chess is dynamic and can be played in 4 dimensions

   
   All games can be played in 4 dimensions and all are dynamic....dumbbbb
6. 2020-02-12 at 9:44 PM UTC

   #46
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   something something en passant
   
   Not to be confused with 'move on, piss ant.'
7. 2020-02-12 at 9:45 PM UTC

   #47
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All games can be played in 4 dimensions and all are dynamic….dumbbbb

   What about tic-tac-toe with only 2 boxes?
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8. 2020-02-12 at 9:48 PM UTC

   #48
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ What about tic-tac-toe with only 2 boxes?

   
   It's still played in a 4 dimensional world...at least 4 dimensions...possibly an infinite number of them.
9. 2020-02-12 at 9:50 PM UTC

   #49
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   But it isnt DYNAMIC.
   
   AND BOOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!
10. 2020-02-12 at 9:50 PM UTC

    #50
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I wonder if I did that subconsciously. Dynamic and dynamite. Hmm. Whatever.
11. 2020-02-12 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #51
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ But it isnt DYNAMIC.
    
    AND BOOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!!

    
    Of course it is...dynamic = change...you put a X or an O down..the game has changed...just like moving a chess piece.
    
    ETA: KAPPPOWW!
12. 2020-02-12 at 9:53 PM UTC

    #52
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Of course it is…dynamic = change…you put a X or an O down..the game has changed…just like moving a chess piece.

    
    Consistent change. Every chess game is different. There are only 2 possible variations in two-box tic-tac-toe.
13. 2020-02-12 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #53
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Consistent change. Every chess game is different. There are only 2 possible variations in two-box tic-tac-toe.

    
    No, "consistent" isn't part of the definition.
    
    Chess also has a limited number of moves and combinations too, sure they are more than tictactoe...which makes tictactoe a much more difficult game to win ...consistently...making it the thinking mans chess. A tictactoe champion > a chess champion.
14. 2020-02-12 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #54
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, "consistent" isn't part of the definition.
    
    Chess also has a limited number of moves and combinations too, sure they are more than tictactoe…which makes tictactoe a much more difficult game to win …consistently…making it the thinking mans chess. A tictactoe champion > a chess champion.

    
    I do agree that a tic tac toe champion is more impressive. But hey have you ever of the Shannon number? Kinda neat.
    
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shannon_number
15. 2020-02-12 at 11:05 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Would much rather have my cock nicely held by some pretty chick for the evening.
    
    
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16. 2020-02-12 at 11:07 PM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Someone make up a name for a sex act that involves a girl pleasuring you until you cum at the same instant you checkmate your opponent.
17. 2020-02-12 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by mmQ Someone make up a name for a sex act that involves a girl pleasuring you until you cum at the same instant you checkmate your opponent.

    
    How about 'weird'?
    
    
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18. 2020-02-12 at 11:10 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Narc How about 'weird'?
    
    
    .

    
    I was thinking a little more creative than that. A blumpkin is weird too but it's not called a weird.
19. 2020-02-13 at 12:15 AM UTC

    #59
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you go first in Tic-Tac-Toe, you always win.
20. 2020-02-13 at 12:17 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you go first in Tic-Tac-Toe, you always win.

    
    Why would you even say that ?