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The rainforest cafe

  1. #1
    That place is really cool, you should go there if haven't been, or havent gone in a while. Its cool.

    Post last edited by Actor at 2017-02-07T04:10:11.164263+00:00
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    snab_snib African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Actor That place is really cool, you should go there if haven't been, or havent gone in a while. Its cool.

    Post last edited by Actor at 2017-02-07T04:10:11.164263+00:00

    the one i went to when i was little was shut down for rats and food poisoning.

    or maybe they were capybaras.
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    I like when they have the whole storm thing. Plus both I've been to had really cool aquarium setups.

    alliGAYtor isn't very tasty tho
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    I went when I was little.
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    I like the liserds
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic I went when I was little.

    Same. Mall of America. LOL. Is that still the biggest mall in America? It's a bit cringe really.

    MALL OF AMERICA

    I enjoyed the rainforest cafe or just the RFC as we kids slung it. I'm gonna open one and feed exotic animal radio meat and have a shit ton of parrots at least 1 for every table.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Same. Mall of America. LOL. Is that still the biggest mall in America? It's a bit cringe really.

    MALL OF AMERICA

    I enjoyed the rainforest cafe or just the RFC as we kids slung it. I'm gonna open one and feed exotic animal radio meat and have a shit ton of parrots at least 1 for every table.

    The parrots sound like an absolute nightmare lol. Especially if they were macaws or other such big tropical birds. They'd be flapping around, hopping and cawing from table to table, biting the patrons. All you'd hear is clacking, flapping, and screaming. Also bird noises. There would be shit everywhere and you'd either need to have your employees rush to clean it up or just let it sit there. I can't even imagine the lawsuits. You'd be shut down probably within a day. Don't forget macaws and greys and whatnot live like 50 years, so you'd either have to care for them, sell them off, or in the most likely scenario, have animal control take them away and be charged with animal abuse.
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    Originally posted by Discount Whore All you'd hear is clacking, flapping, and screaming. Also bird noises. There would be shit everywhere

    This literally describes my favorite porno.
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    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly This literally describes my favorite porno.

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by a·nom·a·ly This literally describes my favorite porno.

    10/10
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