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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I saw a video of a woman I know sticking a lint roller up her butt
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what are you affraid of ?

    the G virus

    the fury of Allah
  3. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country No, I've played around before up there with things like hairbrush handles and carrots, but never had a dick before.

    stop
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    have to assume this is a bizarre troll because you shouldn't be able to get a boner if your balls have been removed but


    why
  5. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 stop

    Drumpf.

    Originally posted by aldra have to assume this is a bizarre troll because you shouldn't be able to get a boner if your balls have been removed but


    why

    I thought about this. She was well able to hold an erection. I assume viagra/cialis. She told me she was 40. Apparently she can ejaculate, according to her reviews, but we never got to that.
  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Bad points:

    butts are hard to enter compared to vaginas. Vaginas can be entered from the front, bottom, rear, whatever. Butts can basically only be entered from the rear when the recipient is bent over, especially if you aren't huge.

    Butts need lube to enter. I tried licking her anus, but it wasn't enough. I needed lube.

    Kissing from the front isn't great. I thought rubbing our cocks together might be hot, but it really wasn't. Rubbing my cock into her grundle wasn't especially satisfying either. Sex from the front basically wasn't happening.

    Her oral skills (which were all covered/wearing condoms) were nothing special, and didn't make me feel much. She didn't do owo. Not that great.
  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I have never unsubscribed so hard in my life
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  8. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 stop

    Lol
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Bad points:

    butts are hard to enter compared to vaginas. Vaginas can be entered from the front, bottom, rear, whatever. Butts can basically only be entered from the rear when the recipient is bent over, especially if you aren't huge.

    Sex from the front basically wasn't happening.

    It's pretty physically exhausting and requires you to have your legs at really weird angles to be able to do various positions. Bodies take some trial and error to get used to how flexible they are and how you fit together with them.

    There was a girl I dated in highschool we tried anal many times from the back but I could never seem to really get past the tip without hurting her but one time we were laying on our sides and it just slid right in and she enjoyed the feeling.
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Assplay requires a lot of time, I've gotten it in before with purely pussy juice but it's difficult because it's not naturally lubricated. If you put her ass on a pillow on the edge of the bed you can but bang missionary and she can play with her pussy/jack her dick off while you're doing it
  11. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    yeah me and my ex tried anal one time and it was simply not happening

    my other would not allow it no matter how hard i pleaded (giggity)

    "it's only for getting rid of things" or something like that
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Cheyes yeah me and my ex tried anal one time and it was simply not happening

    my other would not allow it no matter how hard i pleaded (giggity)

    "it's only for getting rid of things" or something like that

    I would say "you're no fun i'm gonna go fine me a real whore"
  13. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    ho*
  14. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Maybe girls asses and guys asses are different?
  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Maybe girls asses and guys asses are different?

    They don't call me the prostate prostitute for nothing AYO

  16. Originally posted by aldra have to assume this is a bizarre troll because you shouldn't be able to get a boner if your balls have been removed but


    why

    not true at all.

    people get vesectomy all the time so that they can fuck little girls without getting them pregnant.
  17. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Was that the first time you had something in your butt

    i have shits in my butt every morning,
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not true at all.

    people get vesectomy all the time so that they can fuck little girls without getting them pregnant.

    I hope your arse hole prolapses and you die from cancer.
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  19. Originally posted by Octavian I hope your arse hole prolapses and you die from cancer.

  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    You're talking about sex with children, he has a right to be mad
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