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  1. #1
    Totsealum Yung Blood
    I have a good wife who is overweight and isn't the tightest. She cares about me, has a good career, is a good mother etc. My previous GF was fit,tight & a nympho. She also was bitchy, unemployed, and generally just a bad person. But truth be told I miss our frequent awesome sex. I know it's wrong, but if she would have me back (except for my Daughter) I would be gone because that pussy was like cocaine to me. Anybody else feel the same way?
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Work out with your wife ya fatass. And kegels ftw.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    sup hdl
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    Originally posted by Totsealum I have a good wife who is overweight and isn't the tightest. She cares about me, has a good career, is a good mother etc. My previous GF was fit,tight & a nympho. She also was bitchy, unemployed, and generally just a bad person. But truth be told I miss our frequent awesome sex. I know it's wrong, but if she would have me back (except for my Daughter) I would be gone because that pussy was like cocaine to me. Anybody else feel the same way?

    give your daughter 2 choices, divorced parents or be tightness substitute for her mom.
  5. #5
    Totsealum Yung Blood
    Originally posted by 🐿 Work out with your wife ya fatass. And kegels ftw.

    I'm pretty fit. Even if I did it wouldn't make her a nympho.
  6. #6
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    You should have lied
  7. #7
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totsealum I'm pretty fit. Even if I did it wouldn't make her a nympho.

    Meth + cocaine

    Or, trans 4 methylaminorex
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    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Totsealum I'm pretty fit. Even if I did it wouldn't make her a nympho.

    If she felt fine and fit she be like a cat in heat.
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    itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Originally posted by 🐿 If she felt fine and fit she be like a cat in heat.

    Agree, woman are more likely to be more nympho-ish if they feel/look good and their hubby treats them like they look good and he wants them. Totsealum, do you try to sexually engage your wife?
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  10. #10
    Get a penis enhancement and by the way why do you need to say that you're going to be honest? That makes me thonk that ordinarily you are dishonest.

    Maybe you need to stop lying so much and get that penis enhancement
  11. #11
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Get a penis enhancement and by the way why do you need to say that you're going to be honest? That makes me thonk that ordinarily you are dishonest.

    Maybe you need to stop lying so much and get that penis enhancement

    if your glove is loose you dont enchance your hand to make it fit.

    you get another pair of glove that fits.

    women are disposable, we are not.
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  12. #12
    Totsealum Yung Blood
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Get a penis enhancement and by the way why do you need to say that you're going to be honest? That makes me thonk that ordinarily you are dishonest.

    Maybe you need to stop lying so much and get that penis enhancement
    Don't need that fine being Average, I mean if it worked without side effects I would. I am always honest on here. But IRL some things you have to lie about. That's just how it is.
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