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ate a bowl of rice

  1. #1
    got a headrush

  2. #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What kind
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've been taking cymbalta for like 2 months now and I just get weird fuzzies.
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    can't remember my headrushes. if i even have them. i don't know so confused right now
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Dregs can't remember my headrushes. if i even have them. i don't know so confused right now

    Do a line of coke you'll get one fast.
  6. #6
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    you gonna hook me up with some lines? i'll be your best friend til the end...
  7. #7
    Are you the nis equivalent of that mediocre looking bitch who comes to the bar with her bf but chats with everyone, then lets you fuck her quick in the bathroom once you give her a couple of fat lines off in the corner?
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is there not a Chinese torture where they make you walk around on your knees on a bed of rice?
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Are you the nis equivalent of that mediocre looking bitch who comes to the bar with her bf but chats with everyone, then lets you fuck her quick in the bathroom once you give her a couple of fat lines off in the corner?

    kinda. not mediocre though. platinum bitch to you. now lets do lines and fuck.
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Dregs kinda. not mediocre though. platinum bitch to you. now lets do lines and fuck.

    Post pix of your anus.
  11. #11
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    My cat and i eat rice. But the other day i ordered a Philly cheeze steak, and the lik bastard caught me slippin and pulled half of it off my stive and waa just staring at my chomping on it lol. He deserves a snack errr now n then
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby My cat and i eat rice. But the other day i ordered a Philly cheeze steak, and the lik bastard caught me slippin and pulled half of it off my stive and waa just staring at my chomping on it lol. He deserves a snack errr now n then

    thats a good point i was talking to mr wonderful the otherday and basically cat food is made of tuna and mango juice with a random vegetable for flavor like peas or carrots

    you have the basis for the recipe then you make a small changes on the bulk of it thats how you get the money
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    wait there was two basic formulas one is tuna and mango juice the other was pig anuses and rendered cow heads

    besidedes that its just small little changes
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by A College Professor thats a good point i was talking to mr wonderful the otherday and basically cat food is made of tuna and mango juice with a random vegetable for flavor like peas or carrots

    you have the basis for the recipe then you make a small changes on the bulk of it thats how you get the money

    Mmmm yummy. Ill be honest i eat my cats food sometimes but in Tennessee Williams kinda way while I'm staring at the stars. "Oh ive been reduced to sweet sorrow"
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  15. #15
    i just ate another one
  16. #16
    Technologist victim of incest
    Gimme some!
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Technologist Gimme some!

    i have more that i just made in my rice cooker. you can have it if you come over. you'll have to eat using mostly paper towels and old chemistry glassware because all my utensils and shit broke, just so you know
  18. #18
    dj khaled voice: ANOTHER ONE

    sorry tech i just ate the last of it. i can make another bowl though
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    Technologist victim of incest
    It’s ok, I’ll bring my own utensils 🍚
  20. #20
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 dj khaled voice: ANOTHER ONE

    sorry tech i just ate the last of it. i can make another bowl though

    😔
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