how big is ur pp?

1. 2020-02-05 at 10:04 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   soft..a few mm's NOT mmQ's to be clear. hard maybe 2 inches..idk haven't seen it in a few yrs so hard to tell.
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2. 2020-02-05 at 10:05 PM UTC

   #22
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   I feel this discussion could be understood better with pics but It would be gay as fuck. Not to mention §m£ÂgØL would be beating his dick like it was going out of fashion.
3. 2020-02-05 at 10:05 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Uncut (euro style) or mutilated (circumcised) by your uptight parents without your consent?

   
   Oh I'm absolutely mutilated but I gave consent.
4. 2020-02-05 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #24
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   I kind of feel like we're all just going to compare dicks so we might as well get it over with.
5. 2020-02-05 at 10:06 PM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by larrylegend8383 It's not so much a pencil, maybe a good sturdy marker.

   
   Is it closest to the thickness of a coloring crayon, a standard thumb, or broom handle?
6. 2020-02-05 at 10:08 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   *Random thought*
   
   The way Tuberculosis use to leave pock marks on the face. Did this ever leave penises looking like bald cactuses?
7. 2020-02-05 at 10:09 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ Is it closest to the thickness of a coloring crayon, a standard thumb, or broom handle?

   
   Lol I was thinking what would be the best thing to ask for a serious comparison. Examining my thumb girth. This thread has transcended.
   
   Wtf have you caused Zooks?
8. 2020-02-05 at 10:17 PM UTC

   #28
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Mine is the thickness of... hmmm... I guess maybe like the tube inside a roll of toilet paper or something.
9. 2020-02-05 at 10:19 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by mmQ Mine is the thickness of… hmmm… I guess maybe like the tube inside a roll of toilet paper or something.

   
   Kitchen roll tube would be a better estimate for my girth. Toilet roll tube would probably get me arrested for involuntary manslaughter.
10. 2020-02-05 at 10:19 PM UTC

    #30
    🐿 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ Mine is the thickness of… hmmm… I guess maybe like the tube inside a roll of toilet paper or something.

    
    Well fuck one and see. Spray some of your moms perfume on it.
11. 2020-02-05 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #31
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by 🐿 Well fuck one and see. Spray some of your moms perfume on it.

    
    You dont have to be so CRASS about it. Jeepers!
12. 2020-02-05 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I didnt realize I had a big dingus until I was like 23 because I assumed the whores I was fucking were just bein whores when they said it was big but then I started fucking whores who fucked black guys and really didnt like me and just wanted my dingus because it was comparable to a black mans but without me trying to traffic their humanness
13. 2020-02-05 at 11:04 PM UTC

    #33
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you missed all the sizes between
14. 2020-02-05 at 11:10 PM UTC

    #34
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Idk I've never measured it, but i've been told its big and I've made some girls pussys and assholes bleed from using it. so... I guess its big enough.. I also have long balls low riding and when I'm high riding it spanks the clit
    
    
15. 2020-02-05 at 11:15 PM UTC

    #35
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Show me a man who has never measured his penis and I'll show you a liar."
    
    -Abraham Lincoln
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16. 2020-02-05 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #36
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    im a trans
17. 2020-02-05 at 11:33 PM UTC

    #37
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ "Show me a man who has never measured his penis and I'll show you a liar."
    
    -Abraham Lincoln

    
    Thats really egregiously deplorable of you to quote that.. But I would expect that kind of laceration, from a gont like you.
    
    "It's not about the girth its about length that you can push shit in and how you use it"
    
    -President Truman
18. 2020-02-05 at 11:34 PM UTC

    #38
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Its not about if you have a penis or not it's about if you know the exact measurements to make a box of Kraft mac and cheese by heart."
    
    -some guy named Steve
19. 2020-02-05 at 11:44 PM UTC

    #39
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ "Its not about if you have a penis or not it's about if you know the exact measurements to make a box of Kraft mac and cheese by heart."
    
    -some guy named Steve

    
    OH, thats really rich coming from a gont who doesn't even visit his invalid grandmother as much as he does the bugle boy outlet Venezuelan wine cellars.
    
    
    JFK- "You're ideas shaped nothing but dick, so now we'ere going to send a nigga too the moon"
20. 2020-02-05 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #40
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Whateverrrrrrr"
    
    -Moby Dick