2020-02-05 at 9:24 PM UTC
The last one should just say "I dont have one."
It just sounds weird.
"How big is your dick?"
"None."
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2020-02-05 at 9:24 PM UTC
Depends. We talking on flop or solid?
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2020-02-05 at 9:25 PM UTC
Years of drug abuse has rendered it incapable of serious, blood pumping solidness.
2020-02-05 at 9:28 PM UTC
I am an even 6 inches erect. Flaccid I'm like 2 inches. It's stupid. Lol
2020-02-05 at 9:32 PM UTC
My penis I would say is small when not erect but somehow grows to an acceptably pleasing size when aroused. I've had no complaints, ever. I think with enough time off drugs it would go back to normal.
2020-02-05 at 9:43 PM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
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2020-02-05 at 9:52 PM UTC
Can we talk about how abnormally thin my penis is?
2020-02-05 at 9:55 PM UTC
Dont worry fellas It's what's inside that counts guys...the fact you only have 2" inside vs 8" is a problem though.
Can't be that thin considering he's smashing squirrel? Although easy ass access.
2020-02-05 at 10:01 PM UTC
Man I would hate to have a pencil dick.
2020-02-05 at 10:02 PM UTC
It's not so much a pencil, maybe a good sturdy marker.
