Africa gets raped by locusts

1. 2020-02-05 at 1:30 AM UTC

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   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
   https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7965835/The-worst-locust-invasion-70-years-set-ravage-east-Africa-cause-massive-devastation.html
   

   The worst locust invasion in 70 years currently ravaging Kenya is set to spread across most of east Africa and cause 'massive devastation', the UN warns
   
   Swarms of desert locusts could ravage more countries in eastern Africa and threaten the livelihood of many more people, the United Nations' Food and Agricultural Organization said on Monday.
   
   The swarms, first sighted in December, have already destroyed tens of thousands of hectares of farmland in Kenya, Somalia and Ethiopia, threatening food supplies in many areas.
   
   In Kenya, it's the worst locust invasion in 70 years.
   
   The swarms are now threatening to spread to South Sudan, Uganda and Eritrea, said Bukar Tijani, assistant director-general of the FAO's agriculture and consumer protection department

   
   Clearly the work of white devils
   
   
   
2. 2020-02-05 at 1:32 AM UTC

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   Corona-chan African Astronaut
   Blacks are so stupid
   
   Without Europeans that race would have died out a thousand years ago
3. 2020-02-05 at 1:34 AM UTC

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   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Corona-chan Blacks are so stupid
   
   Without Europeans that race would have died out a thousand years ago

   
   nah they wouldn't have died out, they'd just still be living in huts made of straw and poop.
4. 2020-02-05 at 7:32 AM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   Nothing funny about locusts, or the white do gooders who banned DDT because it was turning the frogs gay.
5. 2020-02-05 at 12:48 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Locusts are good eating fried in oil. At least they wont starve.
6. 2020-02-05 at 1:34 PM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Locusts are good eating fried in oil. At least they wont starve.

   
   locust mass vs the volume of crops they rek probably isn't good though
7. 2020-02-05 at 1:36 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra locust mass vs the volume of crops they rek probably isn't good though

   
   Protein vs carbs.
8. 2020-02-05 at 2:59 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Lol.
   
   Loaf doughts everywhere.
9. 2020-02-05 at 3:17 PM UTC

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   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   I thought country complains about being hungry...
   Could be answer to prayer--Cook them fuqers up!!
10. 2020-02-05 at 3:20 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Locusts are good eating fried in oil. At least they wont starve.

    
    Really?
11. 2020-02-05 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Really?

    
    "Locusts are edible insects. Several cultures throughout the world consume insects, and locusts are considered a delicacy and eaten in many African, Middle Eastern, and Asian countries."
    
    
    
    Crunchy motherfkers
12. 2020-02-05 at 3:22 PM UTC

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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Locusts are edible insects. Several cultures throughout the world consume insects, and locusts are considered a delicacy and eaten in many African, Middle Eastern, and Asian countries."

    
    But you never actually tried them. I wonder what they taste like
13. 2020-02-05 at 3:23 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country But you never actually tried them. I wonder what they taste like

    
    No I've not tried them...I heard they have a nutty taste. I wouldn't have a problem trying one though.
14. 2020-02-05 at 3:29 PM UTC

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    Netflxchillr African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Locusts are edible insects. Several cultures throughout the world consume insects, and locusts are considered a delicacy and eaten in many African, Middle Eastern, and Asian countries."
    
    
    
    Crunchy motherfkers

    
    i watched a Youtube video once on how some rural vietnamese villagers prepared like 2 pounds of the little buggers!
    like i said, it could be a blessing-- ungrateful. bastards!
15. 2020-02-05 at 3:35 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Bet they taste nice. Would love to go Asia and try the various edible insects. I'm sure I saw some Chinese cunt crunching her way through some centipedes. I thought they have Cyanide in them?
16. 2020-02-05 at 3:42 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    
    
    Fucking ugly bitch, why can't she eat with her mouth closed?
17. 2020-02-05 at 7:08 PM UTC

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    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Thankfully, africans, whilst not overly creative or intellectual, are still somewhat resourceful