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Is anyone else to scared to play a game of chess?

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    Misterigh Houston
    Or is it just Sudo?
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    yes i dont know how but i know the intellectual games of dominoes and checkers
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    What like scared of being bored to death you mean?


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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Just open up a computer game of chess and do everything the computer does against their moves
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    always hated chance on that fucking game. fuck monopoly.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I'm pro. Back in Warsaw and tdh atx I have a long n prosperous history of playing cheese
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Misterigh Or is it just Sudo?

    nigga I tried to add you but you were taking too long. I'll get you next time I'm on
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    Misterigh Houston
    Originally posted by Sudo nigga I tried to add you but you were taking too long. I'll get you next time I'm on

    You are never on and I sent you a message.
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    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc What like scared of being bored to death you mean?


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    it's only boring to those who lack intelligence, cannot strategize, and suck at mathematics.

    basically, anyone who does not enjoy the challenge of chess is a complete and utter loser, due to all they lack.
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    My first job when I was 16, this oldish guy there started bringing in a chess set and would revel in beating just about everyone who played him during break times. You could see the guy really got off on being the firms chess grandmaster. So after a while he set up a little chess tournament in the break room and £100 was put up for the winner, which everybody knew would be him. Well I gotta admit even I was pretty fucking surprised when I found myself facing him in the final and then, with a stroke of luck I must admit, beat him at his own game and took the £100. The whole firm was pretty much surprised at that an all I think, in fact I think most were pretty surprised I even got into the final.


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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    But at the end of the day you can only play so many games of chess before it becomes boring as fuck just playing the same fucking game over and over. Those of us that aren't boring fucking incels would much rather spend our time with a face full of pussy any day of the week.


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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    In fact I'd go as far as to say the only people who play chess over and over are those attention whores who can't get laid so try to use the 'look everybody at how smarter than all you I am' to try and be something special.

    Jesus fucking christ just go get high and fuck off already coz none of us give a shit how smart or not smart you are anyway. We're all too engrossed in ourselves and our own fucking lives to care, don't you get that?


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  13. #13
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    lol^


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  14. #14
    There is nothing more scary than facing a nerd across the intellectual battlefield that is chess...wait, yes there is.
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    Originally posted by kobe bryant speaking from the great beyond: currently taking applications from anyone needing #metoo credentials youve obviously never dropped the soap in a public shower

    Not accidentally no.
  16. #16
    WellHung Black Hole
    Scary is what i see at 3 in the morning.
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    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    In the park in Crown Heights the Orthodox jedis will meet up in the morning and play Chess. I always thought that was admirable.
  18. #18
    Misterigh Houston
    Anyone can get laid. There are prostitutes all over.

    Let's keep it about chess though.
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    I've been playing chess daily for a few months. Not intensively, and not against a whole lot of random opponents, mostly I just play with people I know. I also smoke drugs and have sex
  20. #20
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    real men don't play chess, they play onitama
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