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3 things you will hear hot girls say while working at a dog kennel

  1. #1
    1: "No humping!"

    2: "I know you literally eat shit but its okay, I still love you"

    3: "No! Stop! Put your dick away! Stop humping!"
  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    landscaping not for you?
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  3. #3
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    4: "That creepy new kid looks like that lip syncing midget from youtube"
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  4. #4
    2 of those things are the same thing
  5. #5
    excuse his mexhicant intellect.
  6. #6
    D4NG0 motherfucker
    5. "Can I get a kiss?"
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  7. #7
    6: "Stop molesting her!"
  8. #8
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    OP shovels dog shit for a living.
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker OP shovels dog shit for a living.

    He’s probably gonna say he was volunteering or some gay shit
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  10. #10
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fox He’s probably gonna say he was volunteering or some gay shit

    EXACTLY
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fox He’s probably gonna say he was volunteering or some gay shit

    LOL OP shovels dog shit for a hobby
  12. #12
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    §m£ÂgØL was worn as a human condom and then had a gun pointed at him.. of course he likes the shit

  13. #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    when I was on probation those faggots tried to make me go work at a dog kennel and I was like hell no, I'm not doing that. I just got a job in a mail room. This one asshole when I was 13 asked my dad to clean his dog kennels when he went out of town for vacation during spring break and I did it a couple days but just ent up playing diablo and smoking weed, fuck that shit. It's not my fucking dog
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