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oh shit, I broke up with my girlfriend.

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    filtration African Astronaut
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    filtration African Astronaut
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    You should tell her to get bent. Tell her at least when you're angry she can tell you care, it's not for nothing after all. So what you're controlling and jealous? Is she kidding you? She's the only good thing you got going for you. Yeah you're mentally fucked up, but it's nothing you can't fix together.

    If you're still broken up after that, well, it was worth a try.
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    filtration African Astronaut
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by filtration I fucking hate women, I swear I am gonna murder her.

    Lmao, how did she answer that? I bet she got angry.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by filtration Nah, getting a knife tomorrow, going to her knife and stabbing her to death… I'll give you my PI on xmpp and check the news in the next few days.

    You might as well if you're really going to off her, so i would not, not, accept that offer. But it seems like a silly thing to throw your life away over some girl. Come on.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by filtration Nah, getting a knife tomorrow, going to her knife and stabbing her to death… I'll give you my PI on xmpp and check the news in the next few days.

    Knife RAPE her to death please. If you're taking requests, that is.
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    filtration African Astronaut
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by filtration

    She is making my blood boil, seriously I have psycotic tendencies

    Dude, how are you broken up, she immediately started worrying about what you would say. "Maybe thinking this thought was cheating, i don't know, uwu". Or maybe she's being a manipulative bitch, hard to say when i don't know her.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    My nan and mum said...
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If anything she seems emotionally immature, if that's not exactly what you were going for, throw her in the "insert your favorite body of water".
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    filtration African Astronaut
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    she sounds like a stupid bitch

    i was an asshole to my ex gf because she was a lamer while i was drunk but it was for the best but she never played coy like that with me.

    plus who cares her dumbass might probably come back if you just don't talk to her for awhile, if you even want her back at that point, thats what one of my ex's did many times, she would leave and I'd just quit talking to her and she'd come back even when I broke up with her at a point, she said she's finally left me six months ago or so and is going to get therapy because of what I did to her and so she will quit coming back, but something makes me think she will be back...

    its just one of those things like you could say something like "oooh sweetie lets go to couples counceling" or something like that and if it wasn't meant to be it just wasn't.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    like what you're saying in the text and what she's saying doesn't even sound like she actually respected you or is just playing some weird power play game that will back fire on everyone involved..
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I dont even get what's wrong here. She has a friend that she doesnt have feelings for and shes being honest with you about it? What is wrong with that?
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Victim
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I dont even get what's wrong here. She has a friend that she doesnt have feelings for and shes being honest with you about it? What is wrong with that?

    mq.. you haven't had a gf in forever.. not even trying to be a dick, but its coming across as some kinda power play scenario, especially with all the other stuff she's saying to him. like sure you might be right, and im sure she has guy friends but just weird that she's pulling this now.. to make him jelly, like lets just be real here..

    like i remember when I was in highchool my lil brother was dating some girl and she wanted to hang out with her ex bf and my brother being the shit head he was at the time just went along with it and even my mom was like wtf seems kinda weird she's wanting you all to hang out together..

    its like lesbos that all fuck each other and still want to all be best friends but they all hate each other. lets just be real here.. if a guy said "oohh i want to hang out with my ex gf" you know the bitch would flip her pig of wig
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    its like some women will do stuff like this, and be like "weeeel i wasn't with you then.. so i technically didn't cheat on you.." when they mentioned nothing about breaking up, but if you straight up tell them "im leaving you but you can still hang out with me but I'm going to date other girls" they will totally lose their shit reeeel bad.
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was just asking a question. I could literally have been married for 20 years and I'd ask the same question.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ I was just asking a question. I could literally have been married for 20 years and I'd ask the same question.

    well you got your answer.
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