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The new Zelda looks fucking shit.

  1. #1
    It's gonna be just as forgettable as whatever the last one was called... where you flew on birds or whatever the fuck they were.

    Jesus fucking christ. Make something original for once, like Majora's Mask.
  2. #2
    Yeah, it looks pretty bad. I want to play Cuphead but it's only on Xbox. Fuck that.
  3. #3
    I hate how their selling point for the game is that it's an "open world" and that you don't have to play the game linear. Wow omg that's so unique there's never been a game like that before.

    It's like nintendo lives in their own little fucking bubble. Fuck.
  4. #4
    Check out Cuphead. It looks so fucking good. Fuck this new Zelda dogshit. The franchise sucks dick nowadays.
  5. #5
    lol looks pretty cool. Only xbox though? Shit.

    Last good zelda game was majora's mask.

    Actually, I liked minish cap too, but apparently that wasn't even made by the same nintendo team or something.
  6. #6
    Majora's Mask was the last one I have played. Apart from the style Windwaker is said to be good, too. No idea why I never played it. Probably the stupid look.
  7. #7
    I was like, 11 or 12 when wind waker came out and it looked fucking stupid to me then as well.
  8. #8
    In an alternate reality we could have been best friends. We have so much in common.
  9. #9
    That's true. But the idea of a best friend has always been kind of gay to me. I've always wanted one though.
  10. #10
    That's interesting. I've always been everyones best friend to the point where it pissed me off so much that I became a hermit.

    Sounds cocky but it's more a testament to my flawed personality than my greatness. Never been a "yes-man" but a good listener. Then I listened to everybody's bullshit all the time and they liked me for it but it drove me insane. Hmmm... I think it's important to keep the right balance in that regard. Relationships require attention so I think it's better to focus on one or two people you can really care about than to be some kind of fucking pseudo-guru for the whole city.

    This is a Zelda thread.
  11. #11
    I remember in 5th grade I had a guy who really wanted to be best friends with me, but I broke off the friendship because it was becoming too gay. I've been doing that my whole life. It's not even an anti-homosexual thing, I don't know WHAT the fuck it is. Maybe I just haven't found the right one yet.

    I currently have more close friends right now in life than I ever did though. It's nice.

    On the topic of zelda, I think Twilight Princess was the first bad one. Just no creativity whatsoever. The beginning of the end. It came out when gaming had already really reached the next level with revolutionized, huge open worlds, and the first trailer promised that, but never delivered. There was supposed to be a vast, open world that you could explore (the trailer showing us lost woods), but it was linear and small as fuck. Only now is the series giving us that, but it's a decade late. Zelda is 10 years behind its time. Patheticccc.
  12. #12
    I don't want to be best friends with a guy, unless they are edgy and don't start getting whiny if I make a joke about niggers, midgets, fat people, retards, lolis, or old people with weird conditions. There's nothing worse than hanging around a pc fag and walking on eggshells when talking to him.

    And Zelda OOT and MM were the best Zelda games. The ones for NES were pretty good but were hard as fuck. It became less enjoyable when they emasculated Link and made him look like justin bieber and replaced Navi with some ugly black and white slut and then some dumb water nymph that talks like a robot.
  13. #13
    Just when I thought Link couldn't look more feminine...

    Start it at 6:40 - he's wearing female long shorts, female hair style, and Unwyred's blouse.



  14. #14
    The only Zelda games I never got into were Minish Cap and the ones on the Wii.

    I liked Wind Waker, Twilight Princess and 4 Swords Adventure on GameCube. I grew up with link to the past and n64 games which I still play on 3DS.

    I haven't been following E3 but I love the idea of open world and this might be the first Zelda game in a few years that I like.

  15. #15
    omg Yung Blood
    Link's Awakening is the best in the series IMO
  16. #16
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Enter lol looks pretty cool. Only xbox though? Shit.

    Last good zelda game was majora's mask.

    Actually, I liked minish cap too, but apparently that wasn't even made by the same nintendo team or something.



    Originally posted by RisiR Majora's Mask was the last one I have played. Apart from the style Windwaker is said to be good, too. No idea why I never played it. Probably the stupid look.

    Skyward Sword for the Wii/Wii U is highly critically acclaimed. That's definitely where I would start.
  17. #17
    A Link Between Worlds is the best modern Zelda game. Everything else can go fuck itself. Nintendo blows cock.
  18. #18
    I watched a bunch of stuff on Nintendo switch today and I'm not too impressed.
  19. #19
    I made every excuse in the book because I desperately wanted one company not just be "shit PC for retards who lack basic mechanical skills". And for sure, Nintendo is still different... But they're still just shit tho. I'll probably buy the next Nintendo system that has a Smash Bros but until then, they can suck my ass.
  20. #20
    TreyGowdy Houston
    My dad works at nintendo. Here's his email shwarzoshima@nintendo.com
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