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My corona disease

  1. Originally posted by Octavian well guys it's finally here in the UK

    Just in time for Brexit.
  2. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Maybe this is why government have had zombie attack games and zombie film crazes..Maybe this is predicted programming ..sort of trumps version of Wag the Dog?

    That's what Clinton did
  3. WellHung Black Hole
    Turkey is named after the Ottoman Turk Empire.
  4. Originally posted by WellHung Turkey is named after the Ottoman Turk Empire.

    Glad to see you alive and kicking.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World The Spanish flu made people look like they died with barely 1 pulse beat a minute.. Many toe tagged or buried alive. Then those who survived had brain damage and would bite people.. This might of lead to the zombie stories

    Lightly dabbing a sick person's forehead at the bedside and suddenly their head rockets forward and bites you and clamps down on your hand with their teeth with superhuman force and won't let go. You end up bashing him in the head until he expires, but he's still clamped onto your hand like a vice.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    MUH MUH MUH MYYYY CORONA

  7. ^ page 3
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    DAMNIT
  9. Originally posted by CASPER DAMNIT

    It's ok, you're not the first genius to independently come up with an idea that's already been thought of.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I wish this thing would accelerate a bit. ill probably head up to montana.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Thank u 4 recognizing my genius
  13. Originally posted by -SpectraL

    Thanks, that helps.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    SPECTRAL DROPPING KNOWLEDGE YALL
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    Spectral you got a vaccine?
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Octavian Spectral you got a vaccine?

    Sure, my blood. But I only have so much.
  17. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I am impervious to all diseases.

    would you eat my ass whole? half way licks? wouldn't dare? i got a few diseases up in there you couldn't handle. trust me
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, I heard about on Monday.

    Funny how these respiratory things always seem to start in China or the "orient"….especially when those fuckers all wear the stupid face masks too.

    Because most of them live in 3rd world conditions with shitty hygiene.
  19. Originally posted by CASPER I wish this thing would accelerate a bit. ill probably head up to montana.

    Brokebacc montan§m£ÂgØL
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because most of them live in 3rd world conditions with shitty hygiene.

    They have good hygiene depending on location. I've heard in Vietnam and Southern China they shower three times a day. But up north the access to plumbing is not so great and water needs to be conserved.

    Also those masks are for pollution not disease.
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