I wrote this poem just for yall. I'm like motherfuckin Mya Angelou

1. 2020-01-31 at 12:40 PM UTC

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   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   "Shalom" by NIS user BummyMofo
   
   
   Shalom, my friends! I once heard in a song
   Peace or war, neither lasts long
   Adapt to the change as the world does spin
   I make the whore suck my cock and swallow semen
   
   The future cannot be told so easily
   No crystal ball, don't listen to them psychic bitches
   Gypsy bitches just want the cashish
   You wind up crusty and poor like a bum on the beach
   
   Shalom, my friends! I say this and wish you happiness
   Even to the men who have never had sex well into their 30s
   And the women who have had trains ran on them,
   Do not forget we do all we do for money
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2. 2020-01-31 at 1:14 PM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Nigger.
3. 2020-01-31 at 1:21 PM UTC

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   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   You will die alone
4. 2020-01-31 at 2:52 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by BummyMofo "Shalom" by NIS user BummyMofo
   
   Peace or war, neither lasts long

   
   The 100 year war lasted quite a long time, The Korean war too which is technically still on going.
5. 2020-01-31 at 3:56 PM UTC

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   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The 100 year war lasted quite a long time, The Korean war too which is technically still on going.

   
   in the grand scheme of the planet this is fleeting imo but thanks for the constructive criticism
6. 2020-01-31 at 3:58 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Anytime, poetry is always welcome and vastly underrated in this day and age.
7. 2020-02-01 at 5:52 AM UTC

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   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   I agree. Tho i actually don't really care for Mya Angelou
8. 2020-02-01 at 6:30 AM UTC

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   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]

   Originally posted by BummyMofo You will die alone

   
   we all die alone. next
9. 2020-02-01 at 5:03 PM UTC

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   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dregs we all die alone. next

   
   Not unless you don't die alone, lile there are people with you to hold your hand. But that fagboy will probably die with no wife no family and so will you
10. 2020-03-13 at 6:21 PM UTC

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    bump
    
    I feel this poem is more relevant now given current events
11. 2020-03-13 at 6:24 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    we need more poems.
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12. 2020-03-13 at 6:27 PM UTC

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny we need more poems.

    
    I will get on that. Maybe a youtube channel for my poetry.
13. 2020-03-15 at 8:08 PM UTC

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    bump
14. 2020-03-16 at 1:28 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Nigger
15. 2020-03-16 at 4:04 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    damn good thread by a darn good posta
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16. 2020-03-16 at 4:05 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by BummyMofo You will die alone

    
    better than dying a nigger
17. 2020-03-16 at 4:11 AM UTC

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo damn good thread by a darn good posta

    
    Thanks homie
    
    

    Originally posted by aldra better than dying a nigger

    
    False, you should re-read the poem. You are the man who is still a virgin well into his 30s who I mentioned, you dug your own grave on this one.
18. 2020-03-16 at 4:14 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    oh?
    
    
    flawed research, B-, better luck next time
19. 2020-03-16 at 4:15 AM UTC

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    I'm completely right and I know it
20. 2020-03-16 at 4:36 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by BummyMofo You will die alone

    
    Most people die alone...