2017-02-04 at 6:31 PM UTC
I went to my first gentlemen's club last night. It is basically a bar with bitches dancing in thongs and shit. It was a one drink minimum so me and my dude just had a coke. Sat there for 3 hours, loopy on Gabapentin and enjoying the scenery. I was broke but my buddy gave me 10 bucks so I got to feel some ass and a few of the bitches were giving titty shots for a dollar. You could tell some of them would go, too. The very first one there came up and started talking to me, hugging up and flirting. She's seen me around town....I fucking loved it! Gonna go back next week when I get my check.
2017-02-04 at 6:36 PM UTC
is gentlemans club just another name for a strip club
2017-02-04 at 6:46 PM UTC
why ? is it becos gentlemen like to strip ?
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2017-02-04 at 6:51 PM UTC
strip clubs just kinda made me wish i was at home playing guitar.
2017-02-04 at 7:44 PM UTC
I almost always went alone and sometimes with another guy friend I wonder how the strippers would treat/react to a guy clearly there with his wife/gf ?
2017-02-04 at 7:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop
I almost always went alone and sometimes with another guy friend I wonder how the strippers would treat/react to a guy clearly there with his wife/gf ?
I think some of them would dig it...I would love to take a chick to one.
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2017-02-04 at 11:07 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I've never been to a strip club, but I do go to a gentlemans club that is a spa, where they give you massages and beard trims and we smoke corn cob pipes in the sauna discussing manly things. like cars, cleaning fish, and investing in mutual funds
2017-02-04 at 11:28 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^no, and I never met jeb bush but one of his younger cousins darin bush
a friend took me over to his house to smoke meth
2017-02-04 at 11:39 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
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I hate clubs of any kind.
I know of a place were some really sketchy shit went down,under aged girls and married men are easily manipulated.
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2017-02-04 at 11:40 PM UTC
meeting jeb bush isn't much of an accomplishement. he'd probably come hang out with you if you sent him an email.
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2017-02-04 at 11:53 PM UTC
I smoked MDMA with Ross Perot's entire family.
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2017-02-05 at 2:59 AM UTC
Jeb's wife and kids are all getting deported.
