Helping old ladies cross the street

1. 2020-01-28 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #41
   

   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Can't say i have ever help an old lady cross the street. But i did have to ask a couple of GIANTS to get something down from the top shelf for me. The grocery stores are very shortphobic.

   
   I mean, I'm only 6ft but I get asked to reach stuff all the time. How tall are you?
   
   They should at least have like a step thing or something for customers to use. Probably a liability though
2. 2020-01-28 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #42
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Hopefully Toffi lets him borrow some of his fur..lord have mercy.
3. 2020-01-28 at 6:54 PM UTC

   #43
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl Hopefully Toffi lets him borrow some of his fur..lord have mercy.

   
   Hey wtf is your problem? Why do u hate innocent cute little furry animals?? U r horrible.
4. 2020-01-28 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #44
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   You’re bald. Hopefully Toffi has enough fur for you to borrow too. Wigs ain’t shit nowadays.
5. 2020-01-28 at 7:09 PM UTC

   #45
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Bald? BALD?!
6. 2020-01-28 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
   the idiot thinks me and you are the same person...
7. 2020-01-28 at 7:11 PM UTC

   #47
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut

   Originally posted by tee hee hee Bald? BALD?!

   
   Uh oh.
8. 2020-01-28 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #48
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Dregs the idiot thinks me and you are the same person…

   
   Oh i see, that kinda explains it then.
   I was wondering what he was blabbering about.
9. 2020-01-28 at 7:19 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
   Had to push this old guy's motor powered wheel chair up a hill and to his apartment once. It sucked, on a very busy road, everyone was nice about it even when the light went green, but I was all hesitant and awkward. Got him home though.
   
   
   Have helped an old lady cross the street before, but the last time, it seemed as if it were a setup, so I just ignored the woman whose body language indicated that she wanted me to help her.
   
   
   Then some guy a week or so later was seemingly talking to himself and at some point looked in my general direction and said "you know, chivalry can get you far in life" lolz
   
   I knew it was a test. Fuck your tests
10. 2020-01-28 at 9:22 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Does the leg hair slow you down??

    
    Aerodynamics, it's all very scientific, over 60 laps at the velodrome the difference can be as much as .002 of a second, which can be the difference between winning and losing.
11. 2020-01-28 at 9:23 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I mean, I'm only 6ft but I get asked to reach stuff all the time. How tall are you?
    
    They should at least have like a step thing or something for customers to use. Probably a liability though

    
    Fucking lol, you typed 5ft wrong Juan.
12. 2020-01-28 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #52
    jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 Tuskegee Airman
    one time this old korean woman was trying to parallel park her car in a tight spot and i was just walking by stoned and she motioned for help and i thought she wanted me to like guide her in but she actually just wanted me to park it for her, so i did
13. 2020-01-29 at 1:03 AM UTC

    #53
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Aerodynamics, it's all very scientific, over 60 laps at the velodrome the difference can be as much as .002 of a second, which can be the difference between winning and losing.

    
    Your leg hair will slow you down .002 of a second. I understand.
14. 2020-01-29 at 1:04 AM UTC

    #54
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 one time this old korean woman was trying to parallel park her car in a tight spot and i was just walking by stoned and she motioned for help and i thought she wanted me to like guide her in but she actually just wanted me to park it for her, so i did

    
    You must have been the only male within her field of vision.
15. 2020-01-29 at 1:05 AM UTC

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    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fucking lol, you typed 5ft wrong Juan.

    
    Snowflakes typically prefer fiction to reality. Only short people think height is an issue.