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A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2020-01-03 at 7:15 AM UTC
Raising Arizona
H.I. "Hi" McDunnough
In and out of jail. Marrys a lady jail house guard.
"These were the happy days. The salad days as they say."
He finds a 'rocky place where his seed could find no purchase.'
Seems like he wants to change his life with the love of his life. Fight should take place in or outside a convieneince store.
In order to make his wife happy, he goes back to a life of crime. But this time, stealing babies. Like an eager Trump at the border.
Guy he works with who is always talking looks like Trump. Lulz.
Wife has him on a short leash. He needs to stand up to his woman when pushed to throw his fugitives buddies out of the trailer. More of a character note than anything useful.
You can tell when The Cage is acting. He uses a ridiculous accent.
"Keep your goddam hands off my wife"
Not a lot to work with character wise. Just a degenerate criminal. Probably voted for Bush SR.
Acts like a 'mad dog'. According to his wife. Kid comes first between everything involving robbing stores for diapers.
Wild hair is a must.
His first name is Herbert. It'd be funny if the real Cage calls him that.
Needs to spit out a toof during the fight. Dragged out from trying to get away from under a car. Man this is all really good usable stuff. Held off the ground with feet kicking in the air.
Not usable but he pulls the pin on a grenade to establish dominance in stealing back the stolen baby.
"In a real reward, they usually say no questions asked."
"That night I had a dream. I dreamt I was as light as the ether, a floating spirit visiting things to come. The shades and shadows of the people in my life rassled their way into my slumber. I dreamt that Casey and Pa*** had decided to return to prison. Probably that's just as well. I don't mean to sound superior, and they're a swell couple of guys, but maybe they weren't ready yet to come out into the world.
And then I dreamed on, into the future, to a Christmas morn in the Arizona home where Cage Junior was opening a present from a kindly couple who preferred to remain unknown. I saw De*** a few years later, still having no luck getting the cops to listen to his wild tales about me and Pa***. Maybe he threw in one Polack joke too many. I don't know. And still I dreamed on, further into the future than I'd ever dreamed before, watching Cage Junior's progress from afar, taking pride in his accomplishments, as if he were our own, wonderin' if he ever thought of us, and hopin' that maybe we'd broadened his horizons a little, even if he couldn't remember just how they got broadened.
But still I hadn't dreamt nothin' about me 'n De***, until the end. And this was cloudier, 'cause it was years, years away. But I saw an old couple bein' visited by their children, and all their grandchildren too. The old couple wasn't screwed up, and neither were their kids or their grandkids… And I don't know. You tell me. This whole dream, was it wishful thinkin'? Was I just fleeing reality like I know I'm liable to do? But me and De***, we can be good, too. And it seemed real. It seemed like us, and it seemed like, well, our home. If not Arizona, then a land not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah."
My general consensus is it's a younger Cage role. Not the die hard witty one liner guy we see in the later years. Good movie. But Cage seems to actually act before he got typecasted into the same role over and over. I would recommend but as for characther developement there's barely anything. A retarded guy that resorts to robbing when the chips are down. His only charachter building is when he doesn't rob a store. Solid movie though. Entertaning.
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2020-01-03 at 7:17 AM UTCI fukt it up! Shit!
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2020-01-05 at 8:59 PM UTC
Where the Wild Things Are
Name?
Cage wasn't even in this movie. He should've been cast as Carol but he didn't apply himself or something. 0/10. I was very disappointed. Not even worth a free 100% custom cagecat. -
2020-01-27 at 4:04 AM UTC
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Chris Johnson
Drinks in the middle of the day
Drunk magician with a fancy shirt performing magic.
Holy shit! He can see two minutes into the future! But everytime he looks into the future, it changes because he looked at it and made a move to change it.
Steals a Charger. Probably preparing for his role in Gone in 60 Seconds.
Also goes by Frank Cadillac
Never seen anything beyond 2 minutes. Except for some bitch. Thinks she's the one. Afraid of being lonely?
His dad is Colombo
FBI finds him and wants him to use his powers to save America. Typical Cage role.
He is charming but odd.
Running away from a black dude. The Cage doesn't usually work with black dudes so it's funny he's running from what he hates.
Is it just me or does The Cage have the gayest voice trying to sound straight? Is that what The Cage think acting is?
With his 2 minute power knows how to seduce a bitch. Talks about a painter, Carlotti. He defined beauty. "A summation of parts that nothing needed to be taken awy or altered. That's you." Then does a fire rose magic trick as she's in a towel fresh out the shower. She astounded. That's totally usable.
I got too drunk for this. I'll keep you guuys updated one The Cages charchter. I pre made the 100% custom rage in the cage LOLcat though:
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2020-01-27 at 5:12 AM UTC
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2020-01-27 at 6:05 AM UTC
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2020-01-27 at 6:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN You watch your mouth when you're talking about The Cage. Show respect sir.
I don't know him as you seem to think you do.
I know a few people who know family members. I hear they're decent people and at least one of the brothers is into more of the experimental films.
but this website is for playful jabs and shit talk (except when Hiki says something coming off way to serious)
which is where we say "Just Kidding, -Hiki or Hikki"
Were you doing backflips off of my fence and almost got ran down by a train? -
2020-01-27 at 7:10 PM UTC
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2020-01-27 at 7:34 PM UTC
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2020-01-27 at 8 PM UTC
Originally posted by Octavian I beg to differ, everything you said "isn't usable" made the film.
Whopp accent: "Was-a-good-FOCKIN'-MOVIE"
Like I said, ask WifeDead for the reasons of this heavily researched study. I don't know if he wants me to give it up.
There are great parts of the films but I don't think they can be usable in the final product. I'm just the logistics guy. -
2020-01-27 at 11:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZTL6lx5Wo0&feature=youtu.be
This is weird. "Who is this guy"
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2020-01-28 at 1:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Fuck Your World This is weird. "Who is this guy"
Looks just some weird film director.George Kuchar (August 31, 1942 – September 6, 2011)[1] was an American underground film director and video artist, known for his "low-fi" aesthetic
Great find though. Doesn't look like he worked with The Cage at all. Probably not usable. -
2020-01-28 at 2:39 AM UTC
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2020-01-28 at 9:14 PM UTC
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2020-01-28 at 11:56 PM UTC
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2020-02-04 at 2:13 PM UTCNo fucking way. The Cage is going to be in a Tarantino movie called, 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent'.
https://collider.com/the-unbearable-weight-of-massive-talent-starring-nicolas-cage-as-nicolas-cage-has-a-release-date/ -
2020-05-13 at 7:02 PM UTCFact #9:
https://prowrestlingstories.com/pro-wrestling-stories/the-wrestler-10-surprising-unrevealed-facts/director Darren Aronofsky briefly considered having Nicolas Cage star in the movie as Randy “The Ram” Robinson. With Cage, they believed that they’d be able to secure the funding they were aiming for.
The reason and circumstances surrounding why Cage wasn’t able to secure the role of “The Ram” has an interesting backstory, as told by Evan.
“The director tells me one day that we’re going to go pick up Nicolas Cage, and we met him in the basement of the Hammerstein Ballroom where they were having a Ring of Honor show. It was my job to show him around and introduce him to everybody.”
Nicolas Cage, who Evan says is a “super nice, down to earth guy,” didn’t know what he was walking into, and when he saw ROH, he thought it was real, thinking it was something like UFC!
Evan remembers, “It was a great night of wrestling. Nigel McGuiness, Bryan Danielson…”
After all this, the crew had a meeting and it was determined that Nicolas Cage looked too healthy for the role. At the time, he was in his early-to-mid-40s and in good physical shape and that’s when it was agreed that Mickey Rourke would be a better fit for the role.
“[Director Darren Aronofsky] actually went with the less marketable actor because he wanted to create the movie that he envisioned, and he stuck to his guns and much respect. A different director would have gone for the money!” -
2020-05-26 at 6:53 PM UTC
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2020-05-26 at 7:54 PM UTCPrimal is mad decent.
When Frank Walsh (Nicolas Cage), a hunter and collector of rare & exotic animals, bags a priceless white jaguar for a zoo, he figures it’ll be smooth sailing to a big payday. But the ship bearing Frank’s precious cargo has two predators caged in its hold: the cat, and a political assassin being extradited to the U.S. After the assassin breaks free – & then frees the jaguar – Frank feverishly stalks the ship’s cramped corridors in hot pursuit of his prey, right up until the thrilling, unpredictable climax.
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2020-05-26 at 9:34 PM UTC
Originally posted by G Primal is mad decent.
No fucking way. That's legitimately what I want more from hollywood. That idea is stupid as fuck. I'm definitely down.
Producers sitting in a phone meeting for the pitch. "I don't know. Sounds pretty stupid." 'We have Nicolas Cage starring in it.' "Good god..... That's right up his alley. We're going to make millions. And has anyone seen my chihuahua?"
