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Helping old ladies cross the street

  1. #1
    Have you EVER seen an old lady need help with this?

    It should be strange old ladies asking for help reaching items at the store instead. Happens to me constantly.
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
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  3. #3
    No, every old lady I have ever met has been pretty cool and didn't seem like they need help from no man!
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    happens to me all the time, I won my diversity award at heb (thats a grocery store for ya yanks) when i was 16 for helping an old lady cross the street, they asked me where I had been and I told them I took this old ladies groceries across the st and loaded them on the bus. Just yesterday this crippled old irish midgit guy (super sweet) asked me if I could put his groceries on the belt and I was "yeah bud I gotcha" And he told me that I'm a really good lad.

    Last week this old bitch that lives in the next building is a total crazy cunt, I'll say hi to her on the streets and sheel scream at me saying to leave her alone or will just mutter some obsenneties while im walking buy.. i was going to do my laundry and she was crying about the machine was taking her money and I was like "hey doll, I'll take your clothes over to the washer that actually works, don't ever use these ones.. and she dropped her cain and I still picked it up for her carrying her clothes showing her how to use your diners club card on the machines.. she asked me to not leave until she's sure everything is fine..

    I see the old bitch 2 days later at the bus stop walking by her and i was like Sup doll? And she started screaming at me, I DONT KNOW U AND DONT TALK TO ME!

    I almost wanted to just kick her in the street.

    A few years ago when she was more "capable" during the winter there were all these people picking up pecans in trash bags.. and i was taking out my trash to the dumpster and she assumed it was full of pecans and yelled some shit like "hey I got the pecans here get away or I'm going to beat you up, and I said whatever I was going to give you these pecans and through my bag of shit hole beer cans in the dumpster" and she started screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOEREREERING!" I was walking away and asked my neighbor for a cig and he said "I fucking hate that bitch"

    no good deed goes unpunished..
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  5. #5
    So she didn't need help crossing. She needed help carrying shit. Not the same thing.

    Cartoons always showed a crippled old lady on a cane. No groceries. Maybe a purse. But despite getting there by herself, is still too slow and weak to walk across the street.
  6. #6
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace So she didn't need help crossing. She needed help carrying shit. Not the same thing.

    Cartoons always showed a crippled old lady on a cane. No groceries. Maybe a purse. But despite getting there by herself, is still too slow and weak to walk across the street.

    she needed help doing both
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby she needed help doing both

    Doesn't sound like the cartoons. You're wrong, boomer. Deal with it.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I've been dealing with it lil bromoto
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    Helping an old lady cross the street is some #metoo mansplaining shit.
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    blaster master victim of incest
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Have you EVER seen an old lady need help with this?

    It should be strange old ladies asking for help reaching items at the store instead. Happens to me constantly.

    Can't say i have ever help an old lady cross the street. But i did have to ask a couple of GIANTS to get something down from the top shelf for me. The grocery stores are very shortphobic.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby happens to me all the time, I won my diversity award at heb (thats a grocery store for ya yanks) when i was 16 for helping an old lady cross the street, they asked me where I had been and I told them I took this old ladies groceries across the st and loaded them on the bus. Just yesterday this crippled old irish midgit guy (super sweet) asked me if I could put his groceries on the belt and I was "yeah bud I gotcha" And he told me that I'm a really good lad.

    Last week this old bitch that lives in the next building is a total crazy cunt, I'll say hi to her on the streets and sheel scream at me saying to leave her alone or will just mutter some obsenneties while im walking buy.. i was going to do my laundry and she was crying about the machine was taking her money and I was like "hey doll, I'll take your clothes over to the washer that actually works, don't ever use these ones.. and she dropped her cain and I still picked it up for her carrying her clothes showing her how to use your diners club card on the machines.. she asked me to not leave until she's sure everything is fine..

    I see the old bitch 2 days later at the bus stop walking by her and i was like Sup doll? And she started screaming at me, I DONT KNOW U AND DONT TALK TO ME!

    I almost wanted to just kick her in the street.

    A few years ago when she was more "capable" during the winter there were all these people picking up pecans in trash bags.. and i was taking out my trash to the dumpster and she assumed it was full of pecans and yelled some shit like "hey I got the pecans here get away or I'm going to beat you up, and I said whatever I was going to give you these pecans and through my bag of shit hole beer cans in the dumpster" and she started screaming "WHAT ARE YOU DOEREREERING!" I was walking away and asked my neighbor for a cig and he said "I fucking hate that bitch"

    no good deed goes unpunished..

    Hahahahahahahaha.

    She got da brain disease?
  13. #13
    Not crossing the street but I used to give old ladies a ride home from the bar on Friday and Saturday nights...
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not crossing the street but I used to give old ladies a ride home from the bar on Friday and Saturday nights…

    I'm sure with ur height you've helped quite a few short mammies out getting things down for them
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee I'm sure with ur height you've helped quite a few short mammies out getting things down for them

    Well that's true, usually grannies vs mammies though.

    ETA: I remember being in the store and a short fella was trying to get something off the top shelf too, I got it for him without asking if he needed help and he seemed pissed about it.
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    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I helped an old lady carry her shit like 3 blocks from a bus stop. I was walking by about to get some pizza and I saw her drag-pulling a big ass sack behind her. I asked her if I could help her, walked her over to a consignment store and left her outside. She was very appreciative.
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  17. #17
    It's the old men I feel sorry for, no one gives a fuck about us...I mean them.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well that's true, usually grannies vs mammies though.

    ETA: I remember being in the store and a short fella was trying to get something off the top shelf too, I got it for him without asking if he needed help and he seemed pissed about it.

    U ripped off his manhood, threw it on the floor and did a little dance all over it. Lol no wonder he was pissed
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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
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