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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Canada does not have snakes that big.

    The biggest snake in Canada is the gray rattlesnake which can grow to 2.5 meters/10 feet

    Nevermind that they dont cross water, and only live south of Lake Ontario, which is hilariously nothing. Literally as south as Canada gets.

    Now I've lived in FL and I have seen some actual big water snakes. 10ft monsters gliding across the water. Thankfully they stayed on the river and not in the cold springs everyone swam in.

    This was in no-man's-land northern Canada. The animals are bigger there. Much bigger.
  2. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL This was in no-man's-land northern Canada. The animals are bigger there. Much bigger.

    Was this like The outer Arctic region when you and your eskimo wife built an igloo together?
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World eskimo wife

    *greyfox
  4. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra *greyfox

    Actually when they gave me a silver car with Fox on the plate.. I named myself Silver Fox. but goo

    Oh, you mean the tribe is called Greyfox?
  5. Originally posted by Fuck Your World I saw a 6-7 foot rattlesnake outside my garage when I lived out in Eastern CoCo County (bay area)

    went hiking. I have video I have to dig hard for (I got thousands of videos of hours and hours) in which I video taped the rattle snake I picked up by the tail, but only after he bit my backpack I pushed in front of me when the fucker tried to slither up to me on a trail. then his little bromo came at me and then slithered off without doing shit.

    I used to have a big fear of them but I learned how to handle them. you just pick them up by the tip of their tail and hold your arm stiff out and away from you.. they can coil 4 feet but they can't pull their heads up to their tail if you have it by the tail.. as long as it's not a baby.

    babies have really strong venum too.

    This is BAD advice lol. Many snakes can absolutely reach around. Many snakes are gonna be too long to pick up. If you see a rattlesnake you get the fuck out of there. Do not fuck with rattlesnakes. Most of them are fairly docile and won't harm you unless provoked. Picking up the fucking snake is definitely provoking it. You are lucky you aren't dead.
  6. Originally posted by -SpectraL This was in no-man's-land northern Canada. The animals are bigger there. Much bigger.

    No.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace - The sky is blue and the grass is green.

    - No.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Was this like The outer Arctic region when you and your eskimo wife built an igloo together?

    That didn't scare me.
  9. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That didn't scare me.

    why should it of. It should of been a memory of a lifetime for you. unless she beat you every night. and i dont mean in the good way
  10. Originally posted by Fuck Your World why should it of. It should of been a memory of a lifetime for you. unless she beat you every night. and i dont mean in the good way

    What is the good way
  11. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    GayFags*
  12. I want to get my vesticles assfucked by the single strand encoded RNA
  13. Originally posted by -SpectraL I visited a lake way out in northern Canada one time and it had a bunch of giant water snakes gliding across the water, especially in the early morning and at dusk. Literally ten to twenty feet long or better, and at least a few feet thick at the bellies. One day I was swimming in the deep part of the lake and one went right by me, just a few feet away. It was massive.

    Those were leeches and you were disposing a body
  14. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    I'll spray some DNA in your ass faggot
  15. Now thats what I call making love
  16. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Prepare for my bacteriophage, slut
  17. This picture is giving me a bonair

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