2017-02-03 at 4:55 PM UTC
Well they encourage your complete cooperation,
Send you roses when they think you need to smile.
I can't control myself because I don't know how,
And they love me for it honestly, I'll be here for a while.
A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful fuck.
2017-02-03 at 5:04 PM UTC
That last line made me lol
2017-02-03 at 6:36 PM UTC
yeah my name is cory and im here to say
if you support the left you're probably gay
walked in the door, been a good day
google chrome to NIS, time to enter the fray
2017-02-03 at 6:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote
yeah my name is cory and im here to say
if you support the left you're probably gay
walked in the door, been a good day
google chrome to NIS, time to enter the fray
Lol
NO.
The following users say it would be alright if the author of this
post didn't die in a fire!
2017-02-03 at 6:58 PM UTC
You guys need iambic pentameter in your lives
2017-02-03 at 7:26 PM UTC
I've never once met an intelligent or decent person named Cory (or Corey). There's a few names where you just know instantly they're guna be turds and not worth knowing
2017-02-03 at 7:36 PM UTC
I spin more rhymes than a lazy Susan. And I'm innocent until my guilt is proven.
