I was in lock up for a couple of monthers over some bull shit, I ate a lot of peanut butter and started pushing my own weight. One night I jumped up on the the bed and missed the mark, ad i hit my colon right on the rack when i was not even wanting to rack up, and my celly caught me and and said "I just caught you, do you want some coffee?" and I said no I'm fine and went to sleep, but little did I know that I had my poop dented, it squeezed my colon together with the sticky penut butter, it literally stuck my colon shut so when I was making a bowl movement I was like jEREERRRT!1" my celly pressed the button and the nurses came in and was like oh he probly just got poop dented.
25 days layter they were like MONKS YOURE BE RELEASED PACK UR BULLSHIT and my celly a black started to get really somber and said I you do you fuck that ass fuck tat face all day err day fame, this is howeedoit
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