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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i woke up from a nap 1.5hrs ago im really thirsty and hungry but i dont feel like getting up its quite the quandary
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    ok im gona get up now
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    Octavian motherfucker
    You do that son.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    thats why you keep a loaded bong on your nightstand so you can rip a bowl in bed and go back to sleep
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood thats why you keep a loaded bong on your nightstand so you can rip a bowl in bed and go back to sleep

    thats why you keep a loaded fun on your nightstand so you can rip a hole in head and go back to "sleep"
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    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by netstat Nice microblog entry faggot

    Kill yourself

    ur another no name alt faggot nothing you say matters thanks for the free bump tho kidiot
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    leaving the house SUXORTSSZZZ
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    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    i barely get out of bed these days unless...someone has a 40 ouncer or better for me. or some painkillers...my back is so fucked up.
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    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Dregs i barely get out of bed these days unless…someone has a 40 ouncer or better for me. or some painkillers…my back is so fucked up.

    What happened m8?
  12. #12
    keep a shotglass full of methwater next to the bed, problem solved
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    Originally posted by A College Professor i woke up from a nap 1.5hrs ago im really thirsty and hungry but i dont feel like getting up its quite the quandary

    Uber eats
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    uber eats some mcdonalds mcgriddles and an ice coffee
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Uber eats

    the point was i dint want to get up out of couch and go to the fridge. besides i live behind walls in a california prison ( theres a lot of interesting videos on youtube about this have you guys ever see big herk and wes watson? ) nobody can get behind these walls to deliver NOTHING. ( gawt DAMN how many more fuccin penitentiaries they gonna build? ) eeeee EEEEEEEEEEE ....... eeeeeh Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
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    Originally posted by A College Professor the point was i dint want to get up out of couch and go to the fridge. besides i live behind walls in a california prison ( theres a lot of interesting videos on youtube about this have you guys ever see big herk and wes watson? ) nobody can get behind these walls to deliver NOTHING. ( gawt DAMN how many more fuccin penitentiaries they gonna build? ) eeeee EEEEEEEEEEE ……. eeeeeh Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

    Then starve in a prison of your own making!
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    heard. i just had steak ranchero and i have some donuts for all-day shitposting fuel
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    pics of the steak ranchero what is that i never heard of that before it sounds good. I like steak and ranch
  20. #20
    Originally posted by Octavian What happened m8?

    Too many dicks in the ass.
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