so i don’t know what to do

1. 2020-01-24 at 12:39 AM UTC

   #1
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   i think the ukrainian girl working in the 24/hr mart is attracted to me. the one who i almost got knifed over who was arguing with the guy stealing. she teased me just now saying maybe i should get a salad for diete or diet and just was talking to me in a playful way and i bought a sandwich and a bear and it is 1:38 am and she is the only one in there. what should I do? I think I will just fall asleep. i don’t even know how to approach this situation.
2. 2020-01-24 at 12:42 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   your only option is to commit a serious crime and go to prison
3. 2020-01-24 at 12:43 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Wariat she teased me just now saying maybe i should get a salad for diet

   
   She's saying you're a fat cunt bro.
4. 2020-01-24 at 12:45 AM UTC

   #4
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   no it wasn’t like that. this is the second time she talked to me like that and actually smiled. i was just talking to myself what i should get to eat and she was offering suggestions and talking to me.even when i said i will also get a drink and ended up with my tall can later she was like “we have no more drinks” and just teasing me.
5. 2020-01-24 at 12:45 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   No seriously I want this to work, surprisingly. Just keep having banter with her then ask what she gets upto when she's not working.
   
   Go from there.
6. 2020-01-24 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #6
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   but should i go back there and get another beer?
7. 2020-01-24 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Have you never been with a woman before? Have you ever even flirted with a woman
8. 2020-01-24 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #8
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   should i just ask her when she finishes and if she’d like to come over?
9. 2020-01-24 at 12:46 AM UTC

   #9
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
   like after her shift?
10. 2020-01-24 at 12:48 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yes tell her to come into a drunk stranger’s house at 2am in poland
11. 2020-01-24 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #11
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she probably finishes like at 6 am so four more hours or maybe even 8 am i’ve seen her do the night shifts before and next morning she was there.
12. 2020-01-24 at 12:51 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Wariat but should i go back there and get another beer?

    
    Only if needed. It becomes obvious that you are only going back for idle chit-chat.
    
    One could think:
    
    1. Why is he only coming back for one? "He could have got them the last 5 times he' been back since his first purchase of ale" - Granted this is fine but continuously then:
    
    Is he a serial killer?
    
    2. Or yeah, "he's interested I like he's coming back." - must follow this with confidence, more meaningful conversation.
    
    3. Whatever you do avoid talking about gold diggers, and AVOID LIKE THE FUCKING PLAGUE, talking about jail.
    
    Always good to ask,HER, the questions. But not too many!
    
    Good luck.
13. 2020-01-24 at 12:52 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You’ll be passed out by then. Probably won’t even be able to get your dick hard. Maybe now you know she’s interested you can try something next time. She fuckin works there and you live close right, not like you’re not gonna see her again. Going back again right now would probably look desperate and stalkery. Then again maybe you should just give up since you’re a desperate stalker and she’s better without u
14. 2020-01-24 at 2:10 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Ask if she wants to hang out and smoke some weed
15. 2020-01-24 at 2:13 AM UTC

    #15
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    She talked to you so you think she wants to fuck? Holy hell.
16. 2020-01-24 at 2:21 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    Don't invite her to your house you idiot you will look like a rapist Jeff Dahmer.
    
    Just be like hey lets go to a park have a few of these and smoke some cannabis
    
    
17. 2020-01-24 at 3:53 AM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Don't invite her to your house you idiot you will look like a rapist Jeff Dahmer.
    
    Just be like hey lets go to a park have a few of these and smoke some cannabis
    
    

    
    Do not do this.
18. 2020-01-24 at 6:53 AM UTC

    #18
    

    Sex Goblin Yung Blood

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Don't invite her to your house you idiot you will look like a rapist Jeff Dahmer.
    
    Just be like hey lets go to a park have a few of these and smoke some cannabis
    
    

    
    This is the best advice, women love to go to dark open spaces at night with men they met at 7/11, they especially love being invited to dark places by men who frequent forums where you can learn freebase tannerite out of a pakistani man's asshole.
19. 2020-01-24 at 6:57 AM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    just go in all fuddy duddy and start blabbering bout them california prisons and how you were pushin realllllll weight fam then ask if she wants to watch the new wes watson alone with you in the alley see if she likes candy tell her you have lots of candy thats why they call you the candy boy
20. 2020-01-24 at 7 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sex Goblin This is the best advice, women love to go to dark open spaces at night with men they met at 7/11, they especially love being invited to dark places by men who frequent forums where you can learn freebase tannerite out of a pakistani man's asshole.

    
    Lots of public places to drink a few brews, calm down