What business should I start with $20k-$30k?

1. 2020-01-21 at 11:58 PM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston
   Last xmas, my family and friends gave me a bunch of $500 Visa/Mastercard giftcards. I have about $30k in these gift cards, along with like $5k in Amazon giftcards.
   
   I was thinking of maybe mining Bitcoin. I need something that I can do on the side of a 40 hour job.
2. 2020-01-22 at 12 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker
   Get some Hot Eastern European girls on a work visa. Open a massage parlour on an industrial estate.
   
   
   WIN
3. 2020-01-22 at 12:58 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Import a large amount of heroin.
4. 2020-01-22 at 1:06 AM UTC

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   Misterigh Houston

   Originally posted by Octavian Get some Hot Eastern European girls on a work visa. Open a massage parlour on an industrial estate.

   
   This sounds like a good idea. Can I pay them with resturant gift cards?
5. 2020-01-22 at 1:06 AM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Grow the gangsta weed.
6. 2020-01-22 at 1:12 AM UTC

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   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Misterigh This sounds like a good idea. Can I pay them with resturant gift cards?

   
   Supplement their pay with them, a "bonus" per se.
7. 2020-01-22 at 1:46 AM UTC

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   GiGA KROZ Houston
   Open a gym
8. 2020-01-22 at 2:06 AM UTC

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   cigreting Dark Matter
   lol 60 friends each gave you $500 gift cards
9. 2020-01-22 at 2:12 AM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   Op,
   Is that you Admin?
10. 2020-01-22 at 5:44 AM UTC

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    Misterigh Houston

    Originally posted by Technologist Op,
    Is that you Admin?

    
    No...
11. 2020-01-22 at 5:44 AM UTC

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    Misterigh Houston

    Originally posted by cigreting lol 60 friends each gave you $500 gift cards

    
    So, what?
12. 2020-01-22 at 6:08 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    
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13. 2020-01-22 at 3:08 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    
    That will cost you about $12k total to start up. You gotta sell a lot of dogs to make $12k.
14. 2020-01-22 at 4:46 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That will cost you about $12k total to start up. You gotta sell a lot of dogs to make $12k.

    
    sell illegal drugs under the table/stall to accelerate ROI.
15. 2020-01-22 at 4:54 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That will cost you about $12k total to start up. You gotta sell a lot of dogs to make $12k.

    
    Not if you charge $12,000 a hotdog.
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16. 2020-01-22 at 5:09 PM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Im in the same boat but Im thinking of buying a house and starting an environmentally conscious landscaping business where we greatly exaggerate our expertise as well as a mobile/online dispensary and maybe some other stuff too. My lack of taxable money compared to my assets is a daily source of anxiety for me
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17. 2020-01-22 at 6:22 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    A BBQ Joint
18. 2020-01-22 at 6:23 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That will cost you about $12k total to start up. You gotta sell a lot of dogs to make $12k.

    
    This man knows a lot about any business involving handling large amounts of sausages you should listen to him
19. 2020-01-22 at 10:38 PM UTC

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    Misterigh Houston

    Originally posted by Sudo Im in the same boat but Im thinking of buying a house and starting an environmentally conscious landscaping business where we greatly exaggerate our expertise as well as a mobile/online dispensary and maybe some other stuff too. My lack of taxable money compared to my assets is a daily source of anxiety for me

    
    I am actually thinking about maybe getting one of those card swippers for my phone and starting a bogus business and just using my gift cards to pay myself. Seems like it will likely trigger IRS.
20. 2020-01-22 at 10:39 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Open a BBQ joint and pay for fake orders with visa gift cards to launder the money
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    • Octavian