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  1. 2020-01-16 at 7:47 PM UTC
    #1
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    This recepie is really easy, it does most of the work for you as long as you pull security.

    Ingrideints: Olive oil (not picured), Israeli beer, bottle opener (I used a Makarov), standard issue rifle, some religiously extremist bagels with a knife, tomatoes, onions, garlic, eggs, red bell pepper, salt, whatever spices you want, tomato paste (I used marinara because I did not have tomat paste).



    Use the bottle opener to crack one opne. This step is to be repeated after each and every step in this recipe.



    Pull security while the bagels victimize their neighbors and ethnic cousins.



    Throw the dead palestinian, err, onions and garlic into the well, er, pot, along with some olive oil.



    Pull security while the religious zealot settler bagels murder the tomatos and red bell peppers from the next village over.

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  2. 2020-01-16 at 7:48 PM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pull security while zealots throw dead tomats into the boiling well of hell.



    Once the boiling well of hell starts to boil/make blood juice, throw in whatever salt into the wounds, along with whatever spices n shiet u want. Let it simmer a bit then add tomato sauce/whatever for taste/color.



    Pull security while illegal j'ew settlers throw cement into the well of the pal village.



    Cover with lid, let simmer untill shits cooked to how you like it.



    Once shits almost cooked, throw you ar 15 in the trash, and pull out an AK.

    Throw the bagels in the oven so that my village can be free

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  3. 2020-01-16 at 7:48 PM UTC
    #3
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Serve all that shit up with an israeli beer (aka fermented j'ew) because fuck both sides of the conflict.

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  4. 2020-01-16 at 7:50 PM UTC
    #4
    cigreting Dark Matter
    throw your ak in the trash
    more like mail it to me
  5. 2020-01-16 at 7:51 PM UTC
    #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    It would be funny if one of the pictures was just a shot up kitchen with bullet holes
  6. 2020-01-16 at 7:53 PM UTC
    #6
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting throw your ak in the trash
    more like mail it to me

    The saddest part of this recipe is that it tells a true story, but the ending with the bagels has not happened yet.

    Some will catch my drift, some wont. It is what it is.
  7. 2020-01-16 at 7:54 PM UTC
    #7
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood It would be funny if one of the pictures was just a shot up kitchen with bullet holes

    It is a dream of mine to own some property outside of city limits so that I could do just that.

    Alarm clock fucking with me when I'm trying to sleep in? Put a fucking mag through it and the nightstand too (with suppressor of course).

    Toaster not working right? Shoot it right there and then in the kitchen.

    Everything can be solved with a bullet, friend. No toaster, no problem.
  8. 2020-01-16 at 8:09 PM UTC
    #8
    SPLAT Houston
    Can you do these on better countertops please? I want the full experience.
  9. 2020-01-16 at 8:14 PM UTC
    #9
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by SPLAT Can you do these on better countertops please? I want the full experience.

    it is what it is niggie
  10. 2020-01-17 at 3:15 PM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by SPLAT Can you do these on better countertops please? I want the full experience.

    That you golm? little mexisexuals are the only ones to ever mentions counter tops and how it offends their fabulous sense of asscock or whatever.
  11. 2020-01-19 at 12:31 PM UTC
    #11
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Where is the meat?
  12. 2020-01-19 at 12:33 PM UTC
    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Where is the meat?

    its right here bby u wanna touch?
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