Your lack of faith is what killed Schplew. If you just send him money he would have been able to focus on spiritual efforts like ronkletoys and platinum dioxide but you all have forsaken him. Renounce all your worldly possessions to POPE PROPRANOLOL I and you will be blessed for eternity
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Spirituality is important. Most churches tell you what to believe but we encourage the research of new ideas and philosophy, because this is a new religion on the crux of truth and understanding. By joining you will be taking the first step in distinguishing yourself from the secular world, and traditional religions.
A true man discovers God on his own terms and doesn't need to be told how to come to those conclusions. Traditional churches break individuals down so they think as a group, we think as individuals and work together as a community. A church is not a physical building, but a community of people.
And we do not let our brothers and sisters suffer. We are all poor monks but if we see someone that needs food, especially a faithful of the quantum tetrahedron we will do all we can to help.