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  1. #41
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're need for physical pleasure is another example of your weakness.

    Desire is for faggots. That's why I live on welfare and never go outside

    You are all weak bitches BUT I NEED MONEY AND ELECTRICITY!!! Your existence means nothing without those two things
  2. #42
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Desire is for faggots. That's why I live on welfare and never go outside

    You are all weak bitches BUT I NEED MONEY AND ELECTRICITY!!! Your existence means nothing without those two things

    Then sell your orifices for cash...you don't need to enjoy it for it to be profitable....as me old mum used to say.
  3. #43
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Selling things means you desire money which means you are a weak faggot burdened by material possessions.

    Being successful in life and making money is pleasurable and only weak people seek out pleasures.
  4. #44
    You dont need electricity or money, those are human made pleasures. Go out into the woods and make your living like a man, you lilly liver'd pussy
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  5. #45
    Back in my day we didn't even have woods, it was a barren windswept plain and we liked it.
  6. #46
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Unlimited bonus cups

    cups? like for my Jock?
  7. #47
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in my day we didn't even have woods, it was a barren windswept plain and we liked it.

    peat grass and you made huts out of it.

    and ate moss.
  8. #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Back in MY day we didn't have ORGASMS. Sex was MISERABLE and lasted for DAYS ON END.
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  9. #49
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then sell your orifices for cash…you don't need to enjoy it for it to be profitable….as me old mum used to say.

    whats a old mum
  10. #50
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    He's pleasuring himself right now, as he replies to this thread.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by cigreting whats a old mum

    It's a previous version of a mother.
  12. #52
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    How does prostate massage work anyway? I see prostate massagers sometimes in sex shop windows.
  13. #53
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country How does prostate massage work anyway? I see prostate massagers sometimes in sex shop windows.

    Your prostate gets massaged...
  14. #54
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by mmQ Your prostate gets massaged…

    I've never even seen my prostate.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country How does prostate massage work anyway? I see prostate massagers sometimes in sex shop windows.

    Your prostate is near to your rectal wall, so if you put something up their suitably shaped it will put pressure on said prostate which I'm told is pleasurable. I've been told by a friend that it's an instant boner out of your control (for example when the doctor goes up there feeling it's size.

    This is all 3rd party info though...I'm sure Bill Krozby could fill us in more as he had that hot doctor squeeze his a while back.
  16. #56
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I've never even seen my prostate.

    That makes one of us.

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  17. #57
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    https://voca.ro/8FBodbvVCNt
  18. #58
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country How does prostate massage work anyway? I see prostate massagers sometimes in sex shop windows.

    https://voca.ro/2IrIRdSILYX



    JEEEEEEEEERT!
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  19. #59
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ

    That child is going to grow up especially evil.
  20. #60
    🐿 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Your prostate is near to your rectal wall, so if you put something up their suitably shaped it will put pressure on said prostate which I'm told is pleasurable. I've been told by a friend that it's an instant boner out of your control (for example when the doctor goes up there feeling it's size.

    This is all 3rd party info though…I'm sure Bill Krozby could fill us in more as he had that hot doctor squeeze his a while back.

    "friend"
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