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my dyke neighbor just tried to chew me out
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2020-01-11 at 7:35 PM UTCweird fag hag next door that I used to want to bone, I was walking outside to smoke a cig and I said "hey doll how are you doing?" and she said "im not going to feed your cat anymore" (she just met my cat the other day and I've been living here 6 years) and I said well don't feed him anymore, when did you feed him and what did you feed him? And she just said "I don't know I gave him something to eat..) The only time I have my cat outside of my place is when I'm doing laundry for a few minutes.
She said "she's so skinny" and I said its a guy cat and I'm skinny too and so are you, do you want me to feed you? She's such a cunt, I've gotten her mail in my mail box and took it to her and she acted like I was enchrocing on her, I should of just tore it up.
She probably just needs a good ol hard fucking up her asshole and her face. I know she hates me because I she has faggot boyfriends come over that probably want my cock in their mouths.
I get shipments from chewy.com full of litter and snax so he never goes with out.
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2020-01-11 at 7:43 PM UTC
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2020-01-11 at 7:46 PM UTCIf I was a kitty i think i would prefer to eat ostrich.
You should start leaving dead birds and mice in front of her apt door. -
2020-01-11 at 7:48 PM UTC
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2020-01-11 at 7:48 PM UTC
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2020-01-11 at 7:52 PM UTCI only feed him hot cheetos, cat food, chicken, and on the holidays I will give archie hostrich. The bitch has a hardon for trying to bust me, six months ago I was getting shoved up my door why these two biker fags and after that she never liked me , but she never did to begin with.
I feed my cat a lot of things, I literally give him pizza that I made with my tears in them and whatever I'm eating. He's skinny like me because he has a high metabolism like me. He doesn't go with out, its like one of those senarious where cps is called on you for watering down your daughters apple juice like hdl does to save a little money for his truck insurance. -
2020-01-11 at 7:52 PM UTC
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2020-01-11 at 8:03 PM UTC
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2020-01-11 at 8:04 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby I only feed him hot cheetos, cat food, chicken, and on the holidays I will give archie hostrich. The bitch has a hardon for trying to bust me, six months ago I was getting shoved up my door why these two biker fags and after that she never liked me , but she never did to begin with.
I feed my cat a lot of things, I literally give him pizza that I made with my tears in them and whatever I'm eating. He's skinny like me because he has a high metabolism like me. He doesn't go with out, its like one of those senarious where cps is called on you for watering down your daughters apple juice like hdl does to save a little money for his truck insurance.
2 biker fags were shoving what in u ? -
2020-01-11 at 8:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by cigreting 2 biker fags were shoving what in u ?
these guys were breaking the window of the guys apartment and it woke me up after I just went to sleep and I went out in my boxers and started telling them to shut up. And the pigs came and put them in handcuffs, what was kinda weird is they actually knew my name and were like "are doing alright mister monks?" and I was like yeah.
My neighbor the guy that was bashing in the window is friends with me now. -
2020-01-11 at 8:50 PM UTC
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2020-01-11 at 10:57 PM UTCYou sound like a total asshole in this situation. I'm imagining you got offended at her calling your cat skinny. The appropriate response, if you're feeding your cat enough, is something like "Yeah he's just picky" or "I don't know he just doesn't eat" or "Yeah he's cute isn't he" or literally ANYTHING other than what you said.
Instead you attacked her like a total dick. There is nothing worse than picking fights with your neighbors. -
2020-01-11 at 11:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace You sound like a total asshole in this situation. I'm imagining you got offended at her calling your cat skinny. The appropriate response, if you're feeding your cat enough, is something like "Yeah he's just picky" or "I don't know he just doesn't eat" or "Yeah he's cute isn't he" or literally ANYTHING other than what you said.
Instead you attacked her like a total dick. There is nothing worse than picking fights with your neighbors.
You can imagine anything you want. And I wouldn't say my cat's picky because he eats everything lol. He even eats hot cheetos. I don't see how I'm an asshole, I don' tell her what to feed her dog, because its not mine and I mind my own biz.. -
2020-01-11 at 11:25 PM UTCIts nice that DietPiano stopped posting.
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2020-01-11 at 11:29 PM UTC
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2020-01-11 at 11:33 PM UTCTape worms.
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2020-01-11 at 11:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ If I was a kitty i think i would prefer to eat ostrich.
You should start leaving dead birds and mice in front of her apt door.
If I wasn't a kitty, I think I would prefer to wear ostrich.
https://www.mezlan.com/havi#
https://www.mezlan.com/getty# -
2020-01-12 at 12:27 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby You can imagine anything you want. And I wouldn't say my cat's picky because he eats everything lol. He even eats hot cheetos. I don't see how I'm an asshole, I don' tell her what to feed her dog, because its not mine and I mind my own biz..
Yeah and instead of minding your own business you picked a fight with your neighbor.
Real adults know how to deflect and avoid petty conflict with their neighbors. Laugh at them and move on.
Instead you went passive aggressive and are sitting here making threads about how she's a cunt. -
2020-01-12 at 1:06 AM UTC
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2020-01-12 at 1:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Misguided Russian If I wasn't a kitty, I think I would prefer to wear ostrich.
https://www.mezlan.com/havi#
https://www.mezlan.com/getty#
ostriches are so stupid and weak, why do you want to put yourself under their skin ?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
