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The Fonaplats Diet

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    I bought frozen lasagna on sale, it was 50% off because it thawed at some point and was melted to one side and it didn't cook properly but pretty decent 2 lasagnas for $10

    I have mostly been eating stuff from tim hortons because i'm too depressed to clean my kitchen



    I had an idea for a bagel shop like subway except instead of subs, bagels. Like for breakfast you have a grill and a fridge full of eggs with a bunch of different bagels, cream cheese, fresh toppings and people can order toasted egg bagels with sausage or vegan bagels, or a chocolate bagel with strawberry cream cheese. or you could order a jalapeno sausage bagel sandwich with chipotle and hot peppers, lettuce and tomato, or a BLT bagel.

    Then at lunch time you break out the corned beef and salami and make bagel reuben and pizza bagels, tuna bagel melts and close at like 5pm

    that would be litty as fuck

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    I made nachos

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Mmmmmm
    Colorful Nachos!
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    I'm trying to get off bagels, they are good but too expensive

    I started off my day by smoking a bunch of weed and walking across the street to the deli. I asked the stock guy if they were getting any more pickled jalapeno and he said he'd let me know. I was gonna get some hot pepper rings but decided against it because i might check another store for some peppers. These looked really yummy

    Then I saw the mexican guy from the kitchen stocking the freezer and waited a few minutes for him to finish up, this is what I got.


    Then I got our typical morning spread. Coffee and a muffin for lucy. usually I get coffee and a bagel but I just got an extra large coffee and no food, I will figure it out.

    Gonna smoke more weed now
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm trying to get off bagels, they are good but too expensive

    I started off my day by smoking a bunch of weed and walking across the street to the deli. I asked the stock guy if they were getting any more pickled jalapeno and he said he'd let me know. I was gonna get some hot pepper rings but decided against it because i might check another store for some peppers. These looked really yummy

    Then I saw the mexican guy from the kitchen stocking the freezer and waited a few minutes for him to finish up, this is what I got.


    Then I got our typical morning spread. Coffee and a muffin for lucy. usually I get coffee and a bagel but I just got an extra large coffee and no food, I will figure it out.

    Gonna smoke more weed now

    what did Sean eat?
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Use pc points to get free groceries!!!
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    i hope he's the next to off himself although that probably wont happen because hes a normie faggot. eventually all the rest of us will die from overdoses/suicide, and then from just long term drug use and degeneracy or old age, and then the only people left here will be fonaplats and probably some autistic weaboos he manages to convince to come here
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    Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I made nachos


    That looks tasty
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    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal That looks tasty

    Thanks. I cheaped out and didn't get any more olives, sour cream or green onion but I think it turned out alright. I used the rest of the pepper

    I also seasoned with jalapeno seasoning
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I want u to know u inspired me to have nachos for dindin!!!💝💝💘
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    Originally posted by tee hee hee Use pc points to get free groceries!!!

    I don't shop at PC very often I mostly go to food basics and the deli across the street. Also the chinese grocery

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker what did Sean eat?

    who

    Originally posted by jonathan_davis_on_tweak_its_1994 i hope he's the next to off himself although that probably wont happen because hes a normie faggot. eventually all the rest of us will die from overdoses/suicide, and then from just long term drug use and degeneracy or old age, and then the only people left here will be fonaplats and probably some autistic weaboos he manages to convince to come here

    schizo
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker what did Sean eat?



    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood who
    Sean, your boyfriend.
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    I know a Sean but they live on the other side of the country and like to go clubbin', play star trek online and they always say Zup
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    MY MAIMAN
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Sean twist ur partner, u weak ass boy.
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lego
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    кROZBURGERS cooked authentically in our patented air dryers the way nature intended
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    Originally posted by DontTellEm Sean twist ur partner, u weak ass boy.

    That person no longer exists u fat ass lesbian no life bitch

    Why are you all stalking me? This is a topical thread about food
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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Fat ass lesbians love food, no sayian
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    Yeah they also love my dick clearly or you wouldn't be harping on about who i'm in a relationship with SLUT

    sorry

    SLUT #2

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood WHORE OF THE YEAR presented by Grylls
    https://niggasin.space/thread/49368
    it was a close call between scron and DTE but scron won in the end
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