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made a fucking stroganov took pics
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2020-01-11 at 3:35 AM UTCHere is a Russian recipe that I post due to popular demand. Popular demand can go fuck itself; Russia is the biggest country on earth (even bigger if you look at Russian Empire or Soviet Union), recipes vary greatly depending on where you are. Russia has 11 time zones, yes, recipes will vary. Use your 2A rights to kill yourself. Stab your mother to death and then jump off of a bridge. I hope for nothing less than your death you fucking faggot.
Here is ingridients: Flour (not pictured), paprika (not pictued), bay leaf (not pictured), butter (not pictured), beef (as leaf as possible), onions, salt, pepper, ptotatoes, milk, mushrooms, cognac, a pistol, a semiautomatic shotgun, and whatever the fuck else you feel like.
Grab potatoes.
Wash em, undress them, etc.
After the rape, throw them in the river while the water boils. Add bay leafg and pepper to boiling water.
Throw their dead bodies into the boiling waters of hell once the water is boiling.
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2020-01-11 at 3:35 AM UTCHunt down a fucking cow while the potatoes pay for their sings. Cut all the fat off (unless you like extra fat).
Cut that shit into fillets and then beat the fuck out of it with the stock of your shotgun to make it tender.
Cut the fucking meat into lil pieces
Mix with flour
Throw onto preheated hot fucking metal with oil so that the outside wuickly cooks, yet does not release the inner juices.
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2020-01-11 at 3:35 AM UTCWhile the meat is on the hot fucking metal, watch your taters boil. Kick the water the fuck out once the shits cooked, then mash it up.
Boil some fuckin cow juice, add it to mashed potatoes along with salt. Mix the fuck out out if for le mashed garbage.
Cut some bitchass onion and throw it on hot metal to carmelize.
Once your shits caremalized add your fucking meat, add water, tomatoe juice, paprika, and sour cream. How much sour cream/tomat you add deterimes the color/flavor that you want. do whatever the fuck you feel like.
Stir it, put it to fucking simmer while you fuck its mother.
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2020-01-11 at 3:35 AM UTCTHROW SOME FUCKING BUTTER
FUCK SOME FUCKING ONION ON IT
MIX SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS
ADD SOME FUCKING CREME AND COGNAC (oh and caraway)
BURN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE DOWN
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2020-01-11 at 3:36 AM UTCTHROW YOUR SHIT IN THE MEAT GRINDER
MEANWHILE COOK SOME MORE FUCKING MUSHROOMS
MIX THE FUCKING BLENDED SHIT WITH THE COOKED MUSHROOMS TO MAKE MUSHROOM SAUCE
THROW YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE ONTO YOUR SHITPLATE ALONG WITH FUCKING DILL
ADD YOUR FUCKING MUSHROOMS SAUCE IF YOU FUCKING WANT THAT SHIT ON THERE, OTHERWISE DONT FUCKING BOTHER MAKING IT
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2020-01-11 at 3:44 AM UTCI was going to cuss you out if there weren’t mushrooms.
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2020-01-11 at 3:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by frala I was going to cuss you out if there weren’t mushrooms.
Ahem,
Storganov, is, traditionally, pieces of beef swimming in (and being best friends with) butter, sour cream, onions, and mushroom.
How you arrive at this destination is up to you. Safety is not guaranteed, I have only done this (idk how many times) once before.
I should add that today in Russia, the modern places serve this dish with mashed potatoes and not any sort of macaroni or pasta, and that they do not actually add mushroom. If they do add mushroom, they do it sorta like I did here, but they sift it more to make a very consistent sauce with mushroom taste, then just add cooked mushrooms for looks after they blend/sift it.
THis is just me cooking while drunk; no dogma imposed on anyone here. Feel free to kill your neighbors/yourself, etc.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-01-11 at 3:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Misguided Russian I should add that today in Russia, the modern places serve this dish with mashed potatoes and not any sort of macaroni or pasta, and that they do not actually add mushroom.
NO. These people should not exist.
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2020-01-11 at 3:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by frala NO. These people should not exist.
https://niggasin.space/thread/22384
As much as I agree, Russia is a zionist occupied government. There are cameras on every step of the day. With these cameras you will not jump a Tajik, you will not stab an Azerbaijani, you will not immolate a chechen, etc. You cannot really punish those who do this.
I do not understand; how can Russians judge and punish other Russians?
Soon there will be microchips in peoples hands, and we will all be tracked via GPS and facial recognition.
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2020-01-11 at 4 AM UTCTHE MUSHROOMS ARE WORTH IT. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT.
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2020-01-11 at 4:03 AM UTC
Originally posted by frala THE MUSHROOMS ARE WORTH IT. FUCK THE GOVERNMENT.
I have spoken.
I understand and agree. However, today, the world is under siege from the homosexual plague. Bitchass cocksucking queers will bitch and moan about "fodmaps" or whatever gay ass lingo they come up with to justify their racial/genetic inferiority, and j3w occupied governments tend to listen to this; hence you have neutered (gay) recipes.
Death to all faggots,
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2020-01-11 at 4:05 AM UTCI would have thought ZOG would like mushrooms....
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2020-01-11 at 4:06 AM UTCMG
I love your cooking threads. I’ve been showing them to my husband. He gets a kick out of them. He’s a good cook. -
2020-01-11 at 4:10 AM UTC
Originally posted by Technologist MG
I love your cooking threads. I’ve been showing them to my husband. He gets a kick out of them. He’s a good cook.
Dear Technologist,
I am glad to see other people on here that are married; this is a sign of hope for humanity.
Originally posted by Lanny I would have thought ZOG would like mushrooms….
ZOG is all about distorting and breaking old traditions. Mushrooms themselves are irrelevant; its all about distorting traditions. If the original (j3w hating) recipe calls for mushrooms, then the j3ws will put the same recipe but without mushrooms in all the "fancy, upscale" restaurants. They will make it seem as if "high culture" does not adhere to traditions. This is a small part of how they distort culture.
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2020-01-11 at 4:16 AM UTCTHIS IS WHY WE MUST PROTECT AND KEEP THINGS SACRED.
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2020-01-11 at 6:42 AM UTCwhy did you shoot it
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2020-01-11 at 6:53 AM UTC
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2020-01-11 at 6:56 AM UTCit's food
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