a hammer

1. 2020-01-08 at 8:41 AM UTC

   #1
   Fuck Your World African Astronaut
   if you're willing to truly go off grid. A hammer and home made nails and you cut wood with a home made planer device and chainsaw. cut your own boards.
   
   that's a real challenge. then you can settle in and spend your off hours just lying and living in an alternative universe.
   
   probably not healthy. but you can always spend 2 hours a day moving around and then just live somewhere else. just lying there and living elsewhere. on another planet or something like being the most destructive organism and you're God Zilla and they're just tiny asian people running from you.
   
   all you know is youre mad as hell and want to smoosh them
2. 2020-01-08 at 1:19 PM UTC

   #2
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fuck Your World if you're willing to truly go off grid. A hammer and home made nails and you cut wood with a home made planer device and chainsaw. cut your own boards.

   
   Where do you get the nails from?...that's not very off grid. Back in the old days (last week) they didn't use nails when building their log cabins..back in them days (last week) they used tongue and groove...just like me and your mom.
3. 2020-01-16 at 11:14 AM UTC

   #3
   Fuck Your World African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …just like me and your mom.

   
   Double Entendre
   
   
   
   Rimshot!
   
   
   Fuck you, My Mothers a saint.
4. 2020-01-16 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #4
   Fuck Your World African Astronaut
   LOL
   
   
5. 2020-01-16 at 12:30 PM UTC

   #5
   Siouxsie_Q African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson they used tongue and groove…just like me and your mom.