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Americans: "I need guns to protect my home"

  1. #41
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's like having a fire extinguisher in your home…it's there if you need it. If you don't…great. Fire extinguishers can (and have) kill people too if misused.

    Oh come on.. like what could possibly happen?

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  2. #42
    holy shit he went airborne lol
  3. #43
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The video was obviously edited.
  4. #44
    komokazi Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Have you ever tried wearing those cardboard 3D glasses they used to give out at the movies?

    Have you ever tried to wear someone else's skin? You know, after they put the lotion on it?
  5. #45
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I use a text to speech software and my mom helps me post pictures


    not clicking whatever your faggot ass put on there
  6. #46
    Splam African Astronaut
    Why didn't they nuke the tornado?
  7. #47
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by cigreting not clicking whatever your faggot ass put on there

    cal my m8 a faget again n ill fuckin suck ur dick
  8. #48
    cigreting Dark Matter
    faget
  9. #49
    I own guns in case of a complete collapse of modern society. Or if I need to kill someone in cold blood. People who own guns for home defense are retarded. Just buy motion activated floodlights, no one robs a house with floodlights
  10. #50
    Originally posted by Fox I own guns in case of a complete collapse of modern society. Or if I need to kill someone in cold blood. People who own guns for home defense are retarded. Just buy motion activated floodlights, no one robs a house with floodlights

    Yes they do lol.

    People break into houses through the front door, with Ring cameras catching all of it.

    People are very retarded.

    I have floodlights and cameras at my house and last year somebody was walking on my roof at 2am trying to find a chimney. They walked over to our exhaust, realized we dont have one, and left.
  11. #51
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yes they do lol.

    People break into houses through the front door, with Ring cameras catching all of it.

    People are very retarded.

    I have floodlights and cameras at my house and last year somebody was walking on my roof at 2am trying to find a chimney. They walked over to our exhaust, realized we dont have one, and left.

    Well also don’t live in nigger central I guess. I live among the whites.

    I do keep a loaded gun within reach when I sleep but that’s because I live alone. Most gun totin ‘Muricans who claim they need guns to defend their house keep them unloaded and locked in a safe because they have kids running around. I doubt the guy burgling your home will stand there and wait for you to remember your wife’s birthday to open the safe, load your gun, and shoot him
  12. #52
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I have floodlights and cameras at my mom's house

    Fixed.
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  13. #53
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace …last year somebody was walking on my roof at 2am trying to find a chimney. They walked over to our exhaust, realized we dont have one, and left.

    Was it December 25th of last year??
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  14. #54
    Originally posted by Fox Well also don’t live in nigger central I guess. I live among the whites.

    I do keep a loaded gun within reach when I sleep but that’s because I live alone. Most gun totin ‘Muricans who claim they need guns to defend their house keep them unloaded and locked in a safe because they have kids running around. I doubt the guy burgling your home will stand there and wait for you to remember your wife’s birthday to open the safe, load your gun, and shoot him

    Neither do I. Rich white suburbia here. I'm pretty sure we're the only Mexicans on the block. I went to highschool at one of the best schools in the nation.

    I keep my gun unloaded with a clip nearby. No kids here who will get to it. I've never had to use it thus far. But it pays to be prepared. The cameras, floodlights, and alarm system can only do so much.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Was it December 25th of last year??

    Yes how did u kno
  16. #56
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yes how did u kno

    Burglaries increase at Christmas time.
  17. #57
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Santa has been shot thousands of times, but always manages to survive the encounters.
  18. #58
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Santa has been shot thousands of times, but always manages to survive the encounters.

    it's not the same Santa..there are thousands of them...one in Walmart, one in Target, one in Sears etc etc.
  19. #59
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson it's not the same Santa..there are thousands of them…one in Walmart, one in Target, one in Sears etc etc.

    Those are all fake Santas. The real Santa works in the wee hours of the night.
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