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Anybody outside of the Midwest have tornado sirens?

  1. #1
    Every 1st Tuesday of the month they go off here, at precisely 10am. Just to test them.

    It absolutely scares the living shit out of anyone visiting. I've only heard them be used for a tornado once in my life and the worst that happened is a trampoline wrapped around a tree outside my school.

    I'm wondering if anyone else has something similar where they live?
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    Yes
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also yes. Even same time and day as yours. But I'm not outside the midwest, obviously.
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    I always go sit in the tub
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    tub girl
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Every 1st Tuesday of the month they go off here, at precisely 10am. Just to test them.

    It absolutely scares the living shit out of anyone visiting. I've only heard them be used for a tornado once in my life and the worst that happened is a trampoline wrapped around a tree outside my school.

    I'm wondering if anyone else has something similar where they live?

    Try living just off of several large Military bases during the Reagan cold years in California. where they were strictly for Air Raides of incoming nukes.

    they just test them here and there. no pattern just randomly. it was up to you to find shelter until it was done and an announcement would say "This is just a test"

    it's like "Whats the fucking point.. everyone became immune to it. we had one on the corner where I lived. they were 10 times louder than the ones they set off for lunchtime at 12 everyday.
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala I always go sit in the tub

    let the shower run and lay down. if its a tornado the water in the tub will be like a baluster and maybe not get sucked out.

    if its a nuke.. maybe it wont completely evaporate the water your'e holding your breath under.


    Win win!
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    frala Avant garde shartist
    The last time we almost had a tornado though I froze bc my Dad was on the phone yelling at me to do one thing and my bf was yelling at me to do another so I just stood there looking at the sky. Almôst died. Men.

    Goddamn enhancements. Fucking Lanny
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Try living just off of several large Military bases during the Reagan cold years in California. where they were strictly for Air Raides of incoming nukes.

    they just test them here and there. no pattern just randomly. it was up to you to find shelter until it was done and an announcement would say "This is just a test"

    it's like "Whats the fucking point.. everyone became immune to it. we had one on the corner where I lived. they were 10 times louder than the ones they set off for lunchtime at 12 everyday.

    The point is they do it at the same time every day so you know that if you hear it any other time it's the real deal. So that's why if there is a tornado here at 10am on the first Tuesday of a month, we're all fucked.
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    Originally posted by mmQ The point is they do it at the same time every day so you know that if you hear it any other time it's the real deal. So that's why if there is a tornado here at 10am on the first Tuesday of a month, we're all fucked.



    Fucking lol.
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ The point is they do it at the same time every day so you know that if you hear it any other time it's the real deal. So that's why if there is a tornado here at 10am on the first Tuesday of a month, we're all fucked.

    I get what you're saying .. they need to change it out. yet if it happens at that very moment there should be a secondary chirp chirp to go with it. so you know OK this is real.

    but during the cold war, they didn't adjust the disciple range because peoples children my be too sensitive by being exposed to 130 plus disciples.

    thing was fucking loud that you could feel it's roar in your chest like when a Lion roars near you. verbirated in your chest. any louder the fucking thin probably could of stopped a pacemaker

    it's was kind of cool looking back.. like you and your friends wouldn't take cover.. you would just be like "oh come on.. do it.. DO IT... DO IT, Brezhnev"

    Leonid Brezhnev days




    cuz it was all about this
  12. #12
    Technologist victim of incest
    Same here G, but ours is every Weds at noon. This past summer we had the sirens go off about 4 or 5 times due to tornados in my county. One of them was somewhat close, but the others were in different areas of the county. I live on a county line.
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Technologist Same here G, but ours is every Weds at noon. This past summer we had the sirens go off about 4 or 5 times due to tornados in my county. One of them was somewhat close, but the others were in different areas of the county. I live on a county line.

    County Lines may have literally been split by geological etches from a series of tornadoes over past centuries. it literally might just make a 90 degree cut and move away from your location because of some anomaly of updrafts and such.


    I know.. i don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. continue on
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World County Lines may have literally been split by geological etches from a series of tornadoes over past centuries. it literally might just make a 90 degree cut and move away from your location because of some anomaly of updrafts and such.


    I know.. i don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. continue on

    Returd
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    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Returd

    Stop wasting my time with your drunken BANTER
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Every 1st Tuesday of the month they go off here, at precisely 10am. Just to test them.


    Wow that is something else heh!
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    There are a lot of black folk in Houston so I hear sirens 24/7.
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  18. #18
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    There's a nuclear power plant not far from here so we have a siren for that. One of my old friends had a constant fear of it.
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    It's annoying when the battery on the smoke alarm goes on the fritz too, I have high ceilings and often too lazy to break out the step ladder...
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    Originally posted by Solstice There's a nuclear power plant not far from here so we have a siren for that. One of my old friends had a constant fear of it.

    Lol do they test it monthly?

    You should go there and get super powers
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