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2020-01-07 at 5:07 PM UTCTheir faces are cute. Shut up nerdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 5:07 PM UTCFor being so stupid they've still made it this far on their own so they're obviously doing something right.
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2020-01-07 at 5:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ For being so stupid they've still made it this far on their own so they're obviously doing something right.
They're ENDANGERED
Only about 40,000 of those disgusting, disease ridden rapists left.
They eat shit and dirt and a plant that is especially nutritionally void. Their immune systems are shit. Garbage fucking animal. I hate them. They are not cute at all. God I would fucking punt one if I could. -
2020-01-07 at 5:18 PM UTCI'm gonna collect all 40,000 of them and send them to you, one at a time, every day, to be delivered to the foot of your bed at midnight, for the rest of your life. Thank you. :)
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2020-01-07 at 5:21 PM UTCWhat if he lives longer than 40000 days hmmm? Then what? U gonna have egg on ur face. Shame on u, Patrick.
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2020-01-07 at 5:24 PM UTC
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2020-01-07 at 5:25 PM UTCOh. Damn u and ur quick problem solving.
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2020-01-07 at 5:27 PM UTCHey you dont get to where I'm at in life without some quick thinking on your feet. 😆
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2020-01-07 at 5:32 PM UTCWhere r u at in life, Pat? Can I call you Pat?
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2020-01-07 at 5:34 PM UTC
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2020-01-07 at 5:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I will save a few of them to keep reproducing.
Thank you, Rebekka.
just make sure they don't get the clap because if they do it cause pnuemonia and blindness due to their shitty fucking immune system. And you better have a garden of LIVE eucalyptus too otherwise they will be too stupid to fucking eat it. Even a mouse will eat food in a bowl but koalas are so fucking dumb.
You know how a lot of animals know when you're trying to help it? A sea turtle will sit still as you take plastic rings off it. A deer will let you move its antlers unstuck and gtfo out the way. A dog sits when you're taking it off the leash.
Koalas don't do that. They will claw your shit the fuck up. And they sound like this when they do it:
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2020-01-07 at 5:38 PM UTCthis is a male trying to rape a female, btw
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2020-01-07 at 5:42 PM UTCPerfect. I'm gonna make sure they ALL have every sexually transmitted disease known to man and koala. And other diseases.
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2020-01-07 at 5:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace just make sure they don't get the clap because if they do it cause pnuemonia and blindness due to their shitty fucking immune system. And you better have a garden of LIVE eucalyptus too otherwise they will be too stupid to fucking eat it. Even a mouse will eat food in a bowl but koalas are so fucking dumb.
You know how a lot of animals know when you're trying to help it? A sea turtle will sit still as you take plastic rings off it. A deer will let you move its antlers unstuck and gtfo out the way. A dog sits when you're taking it off the leash.
Koalas don't do that. They will claw your shit the fuck up. And they sound like this when they do it:
Wooooow so much hate for poor ol koalas. -
2020-01-07 at 6:37 PM UTCWhen I heard Australia was having tons of wildfires i was estatic to learn the koalas were being displaced.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-01-07 at 6:38 PM UTCI'm stuck between a golden goose and a dancing/singing frog.
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2020-01-07 at 6:39 PM UTCFuck koalas.
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2020-01-07 at 6:39 PM UTCYeah but they’re saying they’ve lost 1/2 billion animals in these fires🥺
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