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Americans: "I need guns to protect my home"

  1. #21
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Have you literally ever been in a traumatic event? Women will scream. I was on a greyhound that almost flipped over once. Shit was deafening.

    know why they scream? Cuz they are fucking retarded low iq individuals. Men take in the surrondings and think of a way to survive while women start screaming until i jam my dik in their mouth
  2. #22
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then you ARE protecting your place with drug overdoses…

    im just doing my duty as a good american
  3. #23
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    In my entire life, I have never met a single woman who didn't shriek during an emergency.
  4. #24
    I like it when they lose composure...it's just another reason to hold them close and say "there there, it'll be ok, lets get you some ice cream"
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's like, how does shrieking at the top of your lungs actually solve anything?
  6. #26
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's like, how does shrieking at the top of your lungs actually solve anything?

    it was an evolutionary response to warn the men that they were in danger

    how are you unable to deduce this
  7. #27
    To be honest the only shrieking loudly I've witnessed is when they are in the throws of the most amazing orgasm they've ever experienced, saying "shut up bitch, the neighbors will here" doesn't even help.
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  8. #28
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by fucking_weirdo it was an evolutionary response to warn the men that they were in danger

    how are you unable to deduce this

    Are we still primitive? People have evolved since then. See those things people get into and take them places, they are called cars. Have you also seen those things that look like big boxes with a triangle on top that people go into, yeah those are houses. There is no need to fucking scream when everyone knows shit is getting real
  9. #29
    Originally posted by cigreting Are we still primitive? People have evolved since then. See those things people get into and take them places, they are called cars. Have you also seen those things that look like big boxes with a triangle on top that people go into, yeah those are houses. There is no need to fucking scream when everyone knows shit is getting real

  10. #30
    Originally posted by -SpectraL In my entire life, I have never met a single woman who didn't shriek during an emergency.

    so the married ones dont shriek.
  11. #31
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    No one seriously believes that any two groups of people are equal, much less the same. They just say they do.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country No one seriously believes that any two groups of people are equal, much less the same. They just say they do.

    I don't even see color honestly. Last year when I got mugged and the cops were trying to get me to identify him, I couldn't.

    I also don't see gender, shapes, movement, and depth. Did I mention im blind?
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  13. #33
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    We need an actual shrieker to explain this phenomenon. We must have at least one shrieker right here amongst us.
  14. #34
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I don't even see color honestly. Last year when I got mugged and the cops were trying to get me to identify him, I couldn't.

    I also don't see gender, shapes, movement, and depth. Did I mention im blind?

    Have you ever tried wearing those cardboard 3D glasses they used to give out at the movies?
  15. #35
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I need, like, a conspiracy.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by mashlehash I need, like, a conspiracy.

    Smothered in mushroom gravy.
  17. #37
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Have you ever tried wearing those cardboard 3D glasses they used to give out at the movies?

    yeah they make everything black
  18. #38
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Smothered in mushroom gravy.

    Seeming buy the bag;
    he couldn't understand
    IT (seemed) to smell
    Like Lakeview
  19. #39
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I don't even see color honestly. Last year when I got mugged and the cops were trying to get me to identify him, I couldn't.

    I also don't see gender, shapes, movement, and depth. Did I mention im blind?

    ya your blind but can read these posts and post pictures
  20. #40
    Originally posted by cigreting ya your blind but can read these posts and post pictures

    I use a text to speech software and my mom helps me post pictures

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