2020-01-07 at 1:45 PM UTC
some guy tried to pull the whole "my mom used to do acid and whenever she cracks her back she trips a little bit" schtick on me and i just said "thats not true ive done tons of acid" and cracked the shit out of my back and just looked him in the eye
2020-01-07 at 5:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by fucking_weirdo
some guy tried to pull the whole "my mom used to do acid and whenever she cracks her back she trips a little bit" schtick on me and i just said "thats not true ive done tons of acid" and cracked the shit out of my back and just looked him in the eye
*cracks back*
*looks at sun*
*jumps off balcony*
*doesn't get hurt because he's a cup of orange juice*
*Oh look pink elephants*
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2020-01-07 at 6:41 PM UTC
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2020-01-07 at 6:41 PM UTC
If you say that in front of a mirror in the dark at midnight a wild actro will appear behind you and smother you with a mustard stained white t shirt
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