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  1. #21
    too.dark.to.see Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by stl1 It blows my mind that we're strong allies with Japan after what they did on December 7, 1941 as well as the abusive treatment they gave to POW's.

    We took over their media, education and parliament (diet). We banned their emperor from being emperor.

    Of course they are our friend. We trained them to turn out exactly how we wanted.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by too.dark.to.see We took over their media, education and parliament (diet). We banned their emperor from being emperor.

    Of course they are our friend. We trained them to turn out exactly how we wanted.

    and set their age of consent to 13 so that US service members get to fuck their lolis.
  3. #23
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and set their age of consent to 13 so that lolis get to fuck US service members

    Outrageous.
  4. #24
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Different set of people running the place now…Just coz your dad had a fist fight in the street with the neighbor doesn't mean the kid can't be friends with the neighbors son.



    My dad was a Marine pilot who not only won second in state wrestling losing his only match ever by points but also whipped all comers regardless of weight on the troop transport ship in wrestling as he crossed the ocean. He didn't get in fist fights.
  5. #25
    Originally posted by stl1 My dad was a Marine pilot who not only won second in state wrestling losing his only match ever by points but also whipped all comers regardless of weight on the troop transport ship in wrestling as he crossed the ocean. He didn't get in fist fights.

    Wrestling huh...that's what homos did in the 40s and 50s before it was deemed ok to like the shlong.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #26
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Just because your father was a lowly chimney sweeper gives him no excuse for being a dirty bastard!

    Here...I even found a video of him:


  7. #27
    My dad was actually a champion boxer in the army...Boxing > gay wrestling. Funny how everyone's dad was a champion fighter huh...I bet Vinny's dad was a champion Kendo fighter or some shit.
  8. #28
    too.dark.to.see Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My dad was actually a champion boxer in the army…Boxing > gay wrestling. Funny how everyone's dad was a champion fighter huh…I bet Vinny's dad was a champion Kendo fighter or some shit.

    I was the champion at unarmed close quarters death.

    Or, if you speak nerdique, fully qualified ninja.

    I know how to very very quickly kill or incapacitate regardless of the opponents size or ability.

    I know how to move silently through jungles.

    I wish I didn't.
  9. #29
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Champion as in king of the homos?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by stl1 Champion as in king of the homos?

    You're thinking about wrestling again...
  11. #31
    I'm pretty sure the only thing STL's dad was champion of was peeling the King Edwards in the mess hall while the real men were out fighting.
  12. #32
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    You must be talking about fake ass tv wrestling.
  13. #33
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My dad was actually a champion boxer in the army…Boxing > gay wrestling. Funny how everyone's dad was a champion fighter huh…I bet Vinny's dad was a champion Kendo fighter or some shit.

    no, its koong foo.

    no touch-touch long-long.

    no.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, its koong foo.

    no touch-touch long-long.

    no.
    I bet he was champion at Foo Cum yung too.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by too.dark.to.see I was the champion at unarmed close quarters death.

    Or, if you speak nerdique, fully qualified ninja.

    I know how to very very quickly kill or incapacitate regardless of the opponents size or ability.

    I know how to move silently through jungles.

    I wish I didn't.

    how many bares have you killed with your bear hand.
  16. #36
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I bet he was champion at Foo Cum yung too.

    why not.
  17. #37
    too.dark.to.see Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how many bares have you killed with your bear hand.

    I've never actually killed anyone.
  18. #38
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm pretty sure the only thing STL's dad was champion of was peeling the King Edwards in the mess hall while the real men were out fighting.



    What part of MARINE PILOT don't you understand?

    He was also the captain of the football team in high school. His team beat neighboring Kirkwood in the oldest running competition west of the Mississippi on Thanksgiving of 1941. His was the shortest lived celebration because of the events on Dec. 7th.
  19. #39
    Originally posted by stl1 What part of MARINE PILOT don't you understand?

    The part where he was really in the mess hall cutting up the potatoes for dinner.
  20. #40
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why not.

    Why not indeed, it's good you carry on the tradition.
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