The Schplew Celebration of Life Thread

1. 2020-01-06 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #141
   

   komokazi Houston
   4 bottles in a cup or bust.
2. 2020-01-06 at 5:12 AM UTC

   #142
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   lol, the smell makes me gag a little
3. 2020-01-06 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #143
   

   Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
   me too
   
   anything with guaf is terrible
   
   The best brand ever was Vicks 44 wild cherry. MAN that was good syrup
   
   They discontinued it and I was beside myself as I bought the last 2 bottles on the shelf ever while lying to the cashier about my age
   
   i think my glowing experience receptors all died
4. 2020-01-06 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #144
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   dat deslyn tho
   
   I'll never forget having sex on that and thinking I was physically stuck to the girl. Then we went outside without jackets in a Canadian winter. Another time I watched my friend walk down stairs one at a time placing his hands on each step to ensure it was in fact a physical step and not a hallucination or quicksand or something
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5. 2020-01-06 at 5:47 AM UTC

   #145
   

   komokazi Houston
   Fucc em.
6. 2020-01-06 at 6:49 AM UTC

   #146
   

   Cheyes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Cheyes

   
   kek
   
   looking at the label I guess I had bought the diet cough syrup
   
   had no bundy in it
   
   I wondered why i didn't get high last time
7. 2020-01-06 at 7:41 AM UTC

   #147
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Said he was gonna report me to the police etc just because he wanted drug money.

   
   Fuck him I don't care if he's dead then especially now I know he was a RAT.
8. 2020-01-06 at 2:35 PM UTC

   #148
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Nah he wouldn't have done it. He just enjoyed threatening people. He's one of the very few people I ever blocked but it was only because he blocked me first after I spammed his FB group for a month
   
   He was just an edgy kid
9. 2020-01-06 at 2:37 PM UTC

   #149
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by Sudo dat deslyn tho
   
   I'll never forget having sex on that and thinking I was physically stuck to the girl. Then we went outside without jackets in a Canadian winter. Another time I watched my friend walk down stairs one at a time placing his hands on each step to ensure it was in fact a physical step and not a hallucination or quicksand or something

   
   I've walked UP the stairs on my hands quite a bit but never down them. That's next level advanced techniques.
10. 2020-01-07 at 6:24 AM UTC

    #150
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Octavian Fuck him I don't care if he's dead then especially now I know he was a RAT.

    
    You shouldn't speak ill of the dead. It's very cowardly and unncessary especially in this circumstance. Sploo was in the very least a constant and integral part of the community who had problems but was pretty harmless. He was more interesting and funny and provided more content for than most other people.
    
    Pathetic you'd try to be pointlessly edgy about it but he'd probably expect you to and call me a faggot for sticking up for his ghost
11. 2020-01-07 at 6:53 AM UTC

    #151
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Being dead doesn't change who you were.
    
    Like when you die I'm not gonna stop calling you a fake muslim bitch
12. 2020-01-07 at 7:11 AM UTC

    #152
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Being dead doesn't change who you were.
    
    Like when you die I'm not gonna stop calling you a fake muslim bitch

    
    
    If you're dead you arent gonna call anyone anything.
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13. 2020-01-07 at 10:41 AM UTC

    #153
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Being dead doesn't change who you were.
    
    Like when you die I'm not gonna stop calling you a fake muslim bitch

    
    Okay coomer
14. 2020-01-07 at 11:33 AM UTC

    #154
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Sudo You shouldn't speak ill of the dead. It's very cowardly and unncessary especially in this circumstance. Sploo was in the very least a constant and integral part of the community who had problems but was pretty harmless. He was more interesting and funny and provided more content for than most other people.
    
    Pathetic you'd try to be pointlessly edgy about it but he'd probably expect you to and call me a faggot for sticking up for his ghost

    
    He got what he actually wanted and he wished worse on other users. Yes, it's bad that a person has died, but he chose to waste his life just like any of us at our lowest. He had little humanity for others and found humor in other people's ill health/ misfortune.
    
    Alas, I do hope he finds the peace he could not attain in this world, wherever he is.
15. 2020-01-07 at 12:34 PM UTC

    #155
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    HURRRRR
16. 2020-01-07 at 12:37 PM UTC

    #156
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    rest in triangles
17. 2020-01-07 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #157
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    His coffin has only three sides.
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18. 2020-01-07 at 6:59 PM UTC

    #158
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ If you're dead you arent gonna call anyone anything.

    
    What is athletic abilities
19. 2020-01-07 at 7:05 PM UTC

    #159
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace What is athletic abilities

    
    This is me humbly admitting you are correct. I have poor athletic abilities. Of course you didnt die in the scenario. The other person did. I am sorry.
20. 2020-01-07 at 7:39 PM UTC

    #160
    

    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ This is me humbly admitting you are correct. I have poor athletic abilities. Of course you didnt die in the scenario. The other person did. I am sorry.

    
    Apology accepted. Please die?
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