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Criminal record

  1. 2020-01-06 at 1:11 AM UTC
    #1
    Splam African Astronaut
    What did you do and how did you get your criminal record?
  2. 2020-01-06 at 1:18 AM UTC
    #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i'm 100% clean officer despite being a fucking idiot and having many interactions with police and getting picked up with morphine pills and meth pipes but I have never been to court or been charged with anything in my life
  3. 2020-01-06 at 2:04 AM UTC
    #3
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    I murdered 10 AT&T employees in Walnut Creek in one night and stacked their bodies under my house

    don't tell anyone.. ok
  4. 2020-01-06 at 2:05 AM UTC
    #4
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World I murdered 10 AT&T employees in Walnut Creek in one night and stacked their bodies under my house

    don't tell anyone.. ok

    People already know tho if it's on your record you goober
  5. 2020-01-06 at 2:08 AM UTC
    #5
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Please die?
  6. 2020-01-06 at 2:13 AM UTC
    #6
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby People already know tho if it's on your record you goober

    but maybe they didn't get to view the records of someone taken advantage by the collective evil of telecommunications
  7. 2020-01-06 at 2:15 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World but maybe they didn't get to view the records of someone taken advantage by the collective evil of telecommunications

    Wrong wrong wrong wrong
  8. 2020-01-06 at 2:20 AM UTC
    #8
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Menacing
    Minor in consumption
    Couple tint tickets
    I was once charged with 3 felonies. All charges were dropped since my attorney is awesome
    Thats it. No felonies like alot of you faggots
  9. 2020-01-06 at 2:23 AM UTC
    #9
    Splam African Astronaut
    I had two beer. Then sometime later drove to store to buy more beer. Stop and blow.
    Caught for weed as a minor. Parents notified and picked me up. Twice.
    Caught drinking in public. As a minor. Liquor poured out.
    Only ticket I ever got was riding a bike without a helmet.
    Otherwise I'm a law abiding citizen.
  10. 2020-01-06 at 2:58 AM UTC
    #10
    Misterigh Houston
    I have a clean crimal record.

    I have never lived a life style that would bring me into question by the law. I have always considered my moral as one of my stengths.
  11. 2020-01-06 at 3:07 AM UTC
    #11
    komokazi Houston
    Got a few drug charges that have essentially ruined my life. It was dope!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. 2020-01-06 at 4:16 AM UTC
    #12
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Squeaky clean. Criminal records are for idiots who need to go to criminal school and learn how not to get busted.

    Smart people don't get caught.
  13. 2020-01-06 at 4:25 AM UTC
    #13
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Squeaky clean. Criminal records are for idiots who need to go to criminal school and learn how not to get busted.

    Smart people don't get caught.

    not true, even smart people get caught all the time.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. 2020-01-06 at 4:29 AM UTC
    #14
    komokazi Houston
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Squeaky clean. Criminal records are for idiots who need to go to criminal school and learn how not to get busted.

    Smart people don't get caught.

    "Smart" people didn't commit the crimes. GTFO. I hate when stupid, clean noobs who have never even shoplifted place their ability to evade law enforcement on their record of never commiting real crime.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. 2020-01-06 at 4:32 AM UTC
    #15
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby not true, even smart people get caught all the time.

    Says guy with a laundry list arrest record

    Originally posted by komokazi "Smart" people didn't commit the crimes. GTFO. I hate when stupid, clean noobs who have never even shoplifted place their ability to evade law enforcement on their record of never commiting real crime.

    Says guy who took unknown substances and went psychotic in a public place

    Shoplifting? LOL. Yeah that's some pathetic shit for dumb people.

    Like I said, smart people don't get caught. They commit the right crimes, at the right times, in the right ways.
  16. 2020-01-06 at 4:33 AM UTC
    #16
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by komokazi "Smart" people didn't commit the crimes. GTFO. I hate when stupid, clean noobs who have never even shoplifted place their ability to evade law enforcement on their record of never commiting real crime.

    yeah his self righteous opinion was bound to show up in this thread, which is really rich considering he's so smart he let two junkies use him as a human condom.
  17. 2020-01-06 at 4:41 AM UTC
    #17
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah his self righteous opinion was bound to show up in this thread, which is really rich considering he's so smart he let two junkies use him as a human condom.

    Says absentee father with an illustrious criminal record. When did you last see your daughter? October, was it?

    See its funny that all you have against me is stuff that:

    1- isn't a crime

    2- doesn't hurt anyone

    3- happened 5 years ago


    You're STILL a shitty father today. Just last year you did so much meth you had to be confronted by cops while standing on top of a shed at a golf course. You're such a massively shitty person, I have a video of you trying to steal a phone at a jack in the box after failing to buy heroin from some people. Then you got your ass knocked to the ground lol.

    You're an all around shitty person.
  18. 2020-01-06 at 4:45 AM UTC
    #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Says absentee father with an illustrious criminal record. When did you last see your daughter? October, was it?

    See its funny that all you have against me is stuff that:

    1- isn't a crime

    2- doesn't hurt anyone

    3- happened 5 years ago


    You're STILL a shitty father today. Just last year you did so much meth you had to be confronted by cops while standing on top of a shed at a golf course. You're such a massively shitty person, I have a video of you trying to steal a phone at a jack in the box after failing to buy heroin from some people. Then you got your ass knocked to the ground lol.

    You're an all around shitty person.

    Okay Keenan, you really got me fingered here...
  19. 2020-01-06 at 4:54 AM UTC
    #19
    Splam African Astronaut
    Smart people commit crimes too of course! Some of them real wiseguys.
  20. 2020-01-06 at 4:55 AM UTC
    #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    drunken rampage


    it's been a long time
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