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The Schplew Celebration of Life Thread

  1. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    he was a beautiful soul
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  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If one of his parents had of just grabbed him by the throat and threatened to hurt him if he didn't shape up, he'd be alive today. But parents today are just bleeding heart liberals, and they'd rather the kid die than actually have to be a real parent who provides tough love.
  3. Technologist victim of incest
    Problem is parents don’t want to bother with their kids, so they let computers and video games babysit for them.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If one of his parents had of just grabbed him by the throat and threatened to hurt him if he didn't shape up, he'd be alive today. But parents today are just bleeding heart liberals, and they'd rather the kid die than actually have to be a real parent who provides tough love.

    Well they were obviously fucked in the head too. I mean his mom is literally Turkish. Haha
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah he was very emotionally unstable and told roshambo his best friend that he only used him for money and drugs and, glassed him but was mostly chill. He asked everyone for drugs and money constantly.

    revenge of the blongus cup
  6. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    yeah if I recorded myself saying PCP!! PCP!! PCP!! to my mom she would slap my shit and probably boot fuck my computer she doesn't play no games.

    I guess they just didn't know how to handle them. My parents couldn't deal with me doing meth because they can't really beat me because i'm an adult on meth so i would probably wig out and try to fight them

    It's hard to really assign blame to such an unfortunate situation. The thing about him not even knowing how to use a microwave and how he didnt have a bank account until recently and couldn't even mail drugs properly because he doesn't know how to mail letters or use stamps it's just all so sad
  7. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah why the fuck did he start threatening you and roshambo? Like what kind of fucking asshole does that to probably the only 2 people in the universe who give half a fuck about him.

    Part of the reason I distanced myself from him (not that much though, and it was mostly for other reasons) was that he kept threatenting to send his weird relentless blackmail threatening letter things to my sister and the fact that he had my real fb account became a real world liability to me

    He mostly did that to people when he was on bundy and then regretted it when he sobered up and I felt like he was unstable enough to do that to me/her at any time
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Fathers when I grew up would beat the living shit out of the kid, and would then promise more. So the kid had two choices: leave forever, or shape up. They usually chose the latter, because they basically had no choice. Shape up their life, or get the shit beat out of them. Then the liberals came on the scene with their boo-hoos and their threats, and now the kids are killing themselves one after the other.
  9. Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    An Enlarged heart is something old overweight people get.

    he was way to hyper and young to have developed such a thing.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My favorite memory of him is when I didnt have my Facebook set to private and he still be able to post on my shit even though I disregarded his endless friend requests, and hed just post "Haha your dad is dead".

    It's kinda why I dont really give a fuck if sploo is dead. Whatever.
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  11. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I mean the best way to start a cult is to threaten and intimidate your followers so maybe he was doing everything right.

    I do feel bad for not smoking spice. I owe it to him to try it at least once even if hts says DO NOT FUCKING DO IT thats why sploo kept blocking me on facebook because I listened to my girlfriend instead of him and that made him angry lol.

    Originally posted by Fuck Your World An Enlarged heart is something old overweight people get.

    he was way to hyper and young to have developed such a thing.

    he was taking large dose imodium, CCC's and bundy

    also about a million other things
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Kept blocking me"


    Damn Daniel. You REALLY wanted friendzeez
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    He was mostly a good kid so I did try to help him out. I try to be a role model for the youth of today but they just do not listen I blame the MTV

  14. Cheyes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yeah if I recorded myself saying PCP!! PCP!! PCP!! to my mom she would slap my shit and probably boot fuck my computer she doesn't play no games.

    I guess they just didn't know how to handle them. My parents couldn't deal with me doing meth because they can't really beat me because i'm an adult on meth so i would probably wig out and try to fight them

    It's hard to really assign blame to such an unfortunate situation. The thing about him not even knowing how to use a microwave and how he didnt have a bank account until recently and couldn't even mail drugs properly because he doesn't know how to mail letters or use stamps it's just all so sad

    Yeah, in case anyone doesn't know he tried to mail me lithium pills by putting 30 of them UNCRUSHED in a standard letter envelope, put a 7 dollar stamp on the LEFT SIDE and probably fucked up the address which probably saved my address from getting murked and then got super defensive about it swearing up and down for like an hour that it would get to me and how he didn't do anything wrong and it was my fault and yelled at me. I don't have the video of him dropping it off anymore.

    That one really pissed me off and almost got me in trouble, I think the only reason it didn't is because the mailman probably thought it was a retarded 7 year old trying to mail his daddy's pills to him he forgot to take on his business trip
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  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yeah if I recorded myself saying PCP!! PCP!! PCP!! to my mom she would slap my shit and probably boot fuck my computer she doesn't play no games.

    I guess they just didn't know how to handle them. My parents couldn't deal with me doing meth because they can't really beat me because i'm an adult on meth so i would probably wig out and try to fight them

    It's hard to really assign blame to such an unfortunate situation. The thing about him not even knowing how to use a microwave and how he didnt have a bank account until recently and couldn't even mail drugs properly because he doesn't know how to mail letters or use stamps it's just all so sad

    Sounds exactly like one of my best friends in high school. At 17, hed take a bunch of mushrooms and cocaine and then scream MOMMYMOMMYMOMMMMMY MOOOMMMYYYY I WANT PABLUM until she made him some kind of baby food. Then hed eat it with a big stupid grin on his face, and when his dad came to the door bc he smelled weed and said "Rick..... I can smell dope in there. You know Ive told you you cant be smoking damn dope in the house Rick.." Rick would open the door and totally cuck his dad and emascvulate him, and invite him to come in and do cocaine with us "Like you and mommy did before I was born".

    True shit.

    Pretty sure my friend had aspergers too.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood He was mostly a good kid so I did try to help him out. I try to be a role model for the youth of today but they just do not listen I blame the MTV


    I'm curious why he would keep blocking you if you were a good friend
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm curious why he would keep blocking you if you were a good friend

    refusing to send him money
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Probably for the same reason he threatened to kill a 13 year old for stopping talking to him. It made him feel bad when people made him realize he was an unstable, angry, unlikeable loser.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    making repeated sexual advances
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra refusing to send him money

    Blocking people is a bad way to get them to send you money. :)
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