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  1. #41
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Unwyred Now I know you have some newer photos of me in your spank-bank. Is this just a personal fav?

    I have pics of you going right back to when you were a baby.
  2. #42
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I have pics of you going right back to when you were a baby.

    Is it true that even as a baby he was a notorious baby shaker and kitten killer?
  3. #43
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo Is it true that even as a baby he was a notorious baby shaker and kitten killer?

    No, he was actually quite gentle and only petted them lightly.
  4. #44
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No, he was actually quite gentle and only petted them lightly.

    How many kittens have you shaken?
  5. #45
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker How many kittens have you shaken?

    Don't make me have to fry your motherboard.
  6. #46
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't make me have to fry your motherboard.

    You waited too long. My cat beat you to that.
  7. #47
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You waited too long. My cat beat you to that.

    What happened? You petted your cat furiously and built up a huge static electricity bubble in his fur and then the cat touched your motherboard? That cat really should have been wearing anti-electromagnetic gloves.
  8. #48
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What happened? You petted your cat furiously and built up a huge static electricity bubble in his fur and then the cat touched your motherboard? That cat really should have been wearing anti-electromagnetic gloves.

    Nope, she puked on it.
  9. #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nope, she puked on it.

    That'll do it.
  10. #50
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL That'll do it.

    I got it free and used it for a year so it's all good.
  11. #51
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I got it free and used it for a year so it's all good.

    Was the computer powered on when your cat puked on its motherboard?
  12. #52
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Was the computer powered on when your cat puked on its motherboard?

    Yup, it's toast
  13. #53
    Poast Houston
    Originally posted by Unwyred Good. Taking your advice, getting more of my shit together. Been fixing up my house.

    That's the spirit. Been reading much?

    Got a couple recommendations for you.

    Sea Wolf - Jack London
    Armour - John Steakley
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #54
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Poast That's the spirit. Been reading much?

    Got a couple recommendations for you.

    Sea Wolf - Jack London
    Armour - John Steakley

    It's sad to see you type to yourself
  15. #55
    Unwyred Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Poast That's the spirit. Been reading much?

    Got a couple recommendations for you.

    Sea Wolf - Jack London
    Armour - John Steakley

    Been reading a book on Enneagrams as well as The Four Agreements.

    I'll check out Armour. I read Sea Wolf about 5 years back; need to dig through my books to see if I still have it.
  16. #56
    Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's sad to see you type to yourself

    They aren't the same person, they're semi old school totse/zoklet members with big egos. They're just both incredibly gay for heterosexual males, so it's easy to confuse the two.
  17. #57
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Niggers
  18. #58
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz They aren't the same person, they're semi old school totse/zoklet members with big egos. They're just both incredibly gay for heterosexual males, so it's easy to confuse the two.

    Wiat.. so.. they're gay, but they like straight men, but both are gay?
  19. #59
    ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Poaxt is a ginormous faggot
  20. #60
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ORACLE Poaxt is a ginormous faggot

    Aren't you, too, though??
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