Girls that smell like flowers when they see an attractive guy

1. 2020-01-04 at 10:17 PM UTC

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   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
   K, so there's this film called Perfume and it's pretty twisted. But it makes me wonder... So, when certain chicks notice I'm around, they start smelling like a field of really nice flowers. Some women smell different when they're drunk but it's usually similar.
   
   Is this the result of vaginal douching or is it natural? The other day this cute hispanic girl wouldn't stop staring at me and smiling. It was awkward as I'm certain she was way too young for me, but, as soon as she noticed I was there, the room began to smell that way. It went from smelling like nothing to that... Like a field of really nice flowers.
   
   The last girl I had sex with kinda smelled like this, but not as intensely. I asked if she used pheromones or whatever and she said yes, but they didn't smell like anything. So I dunno. I'm lucky to have not been exposed to any bad smelling vaginas in my life expect maybe this one fat bulldyke lesbian this one time.
   
   But yeah, when women are drunk it's kinda more like dough(yeast?lol) mixed with flowers. I was wondering if someone could explain this quite obviously perverted question.
2. 2020-01-04 at 10:20 PM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   Drunk women wear sin perfume.
3. 2020-01-04 at 10:25 PM UTC

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   Splam African Astronaut
   I've never had a keen sense of smell, but makes sense. Most animals mate by smell.
4. 2020-01-04 at 10:33 PM UTC

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   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Id be kinda sketched out if i could smell a gorl's pussy flowers from the end of the bar
5. 2020-01-04 at 10:35 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by CASPER Id be kinda sketched out if i could smell a gorl's pussy flowers from the end of the bar

   
   If you can smell her pussy from the end of a bar, it’s not flowers you’re gonna smell🤢
6. 2020-01-04 at 10:40 PM UTC

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   Kuntzschutz African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER Id be kinda sketched out if i could smell a gorl's pussy flowers from the end of the bar

   
   Well it is kinda sketchy. I can't see well though and my hearing is a bit fucked up so that may be why my nose works as well as it does. Possibly exposure to certain chemicals too.
   
   When women are drunk, they can't hide that smell nearly as much, but the more turned on they are or attracted to a guy, the more it seems to be flowers.
   
   Not all women do this though. Some women that find me attractive or are turned on around me and will actually admit it, don't have this quality. They're basically odorless unless you're up close.
7. 2020-01-04 at 10:49 PM UTC

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   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Your brain might be confusing tuna with flowers.
8. 2020-01-04 at 10:55 PM UTC

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   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   You may be experiencing olfactory hallucinations
9. 2020-01-04 at 10:59 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   They have these little perfume squirters in their purses, and pull them out once in awhile.
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10. 2020-01-04 at 11:04 PM UTC

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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL They have these little perfume squirters in their purses, and pull them out once in awhile.

    
    Oh yeah, those "body mist" thingies which are like a short lasting perfume
    
    They secretly spray it for OP when they wanna do uckerz
11. 2020-01-04 at 11:21 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Daily Oh yeah, those "body mist" thingies which are like a short lasting perfume
    
    They secretly spray it for OP when they wanna do uckerz

    
    When they want to rawrr, rawrr..
12. 2020-01-05 at 12 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter
    op cant be serious
13. 2020-01-05 at 12:14 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Sometimes, they smell like butter.
14. 2020-01-05 at 12:15 AM UTC

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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Sometimes they literally smell like cum, but I think that's the foundation/concealer/makeup mixture
15. 2020-01-05 at 12:18 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Well, if they smell like gunpowder, you know you may not have much longer to live.
16. 2020-01-05 at 12:22 AM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by Daily Sometimes they literally smell like cum, but I think that's the foundation/concealer/makeup mixture

    
    what the fuck does skeet smell like
17. 2020-01-05 at 12:24 AM UTC

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    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    kinda like bleach. maybe thats just me. havent had the chance to whiff other mens fragrances
    
    Gaolm?
18. 2020-01-05 at 12:27 AM UTC

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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by cigreting what the fuck does skeet smell like

    
    Like what they use to clean the tables at McDonalds with, only milder
19. 2020-01-05 at 1:23 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

    Originally posted by cigreting what the fuck does skeet smell like

    
    garden fertilizer.
20. 2020-01-05 at 1:24 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i think you have sensory schizophrenia where you hallucinate smells