Whats Your New Year's Resolution?

1. 2020-01-02 at 1:23 PM UTC

   #41
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   Going to "enjoy" life more- the little things we often take for granted... 😌
2. 2020-01-02 at 1:45 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Netflxchillr Going to "enjoy" CP more- the little things we often take for granted… 😌

   
   Nonce
3. 2020-01-02 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #43
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   It's just another day, if you pick one day a year to make resolutions you already failed.
4. 2020-01-02 at 2:19 PM UTC

   #44
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's just another day, if you pick one day a year to make resolutions you already failed.

   
   you're being to literal...
   it's supposed to be used as a "starting" point so to speak... if past resolutions fluttered, failed, or didn't pan out.
   
   Agreed, tho-- yes just another day-
   i usually dont "wait" UNTIL New Year's Eve to make new resolutions.
5. 2020-01-02 at 2:54 PM UTC

   #45
   Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
   Just another day
   Like my birthday
   Ask my boss
6. 2020-01-02 at 3:57 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Quitting alcohol and possibly nicotine as well.
7. 2020-01-02 at 4:03 PM UTC

   #47
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Netflxchillr you're being to literal…
   it's supposed to be used as a "starting" point so to speak…

   
   Yes that's my point, you don't need to set a starting point, you just start when you resolve to do it...Not "OK I'm giving up eating eggs on July 15th at 4.13pm.
   
   You already are setting yourself up to fail if you don't put your plan into operation straight away...And you'll probably eat a shit ton more eggs before July 15th than you normally would, compounding your compulsion and producing a lot more eggy farts in the process.
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8. 2020-01-02 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #48
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Okay Aldra we heard you last decade new year's resolutions are for faggots we get it
9. 2020-01-02 at 4:12 PM UTC

   #49
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I am gonna try to buy less weed this year though but it has nothing to do with a resolution or the new year I am just being jedi with my shekels and have too high of a tolerance
   
   I smoked 95% of my weed yesterday I have this much left and lots of money to buy more
   
   
10. 2020-01-02 at 4:40 PM UTC

    #50
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Looks like scrambled eggs...or the remains of it.
11. 2020-01-02 at 4:41 PM UTC

    #51
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Green eggs and ham
12. 2020-01-02 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #52
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Eggs with a bit of Salsa Verdi in it...that's how we roll in Tejas.
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    • Bueno
13. 2020-01-03 at 7:58 PM UTC

    #53
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    jesus that grinder needs to be retired
14. 2020-01-03 at 8:07 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I am gonna try to buy less weed this year though but it has nothing to do with a resolution or the new year I am just being jedi with my shekels and have too high of a tolerance
    
    I smoked 95% of my weed yesterday I have this much left and lots of money to buy more
    
    

    
    This is what happens when you have 2000 plurals and 5% of them smoke weed god dammit we only have one set of lungs
    
    Plurals should be allowed free organ transplants by the government and special injections that reduce all your drug tolerances to zero
15. 2020-01-03 at 8:09 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by CASPER jesus that grinder needs to be retired

    
    yes, it's been with me since 2012.
    
    I traded an eighth of weed for that and also got a box of cuban cigars from my roomate who was very desperate for weed and only moved in with my girlfriend and I because we smoked non stop.
    
    Too bad for me neither of them were into lesbian stuff.
16. 2020-01-03 at 8:15 PM UTC

    #56
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    make a smelter and turn it into a dab tool so the spirits of the krojus departed will still be with you like force ghosts
    
    i did that with a little spoon pipe id had since 7th grade. itd touched the lips of nearly every person id ever smoked with and then one night at a party so e9ne dropped it on concrete. i wanted to melt it down to use in a new pipe but getting it to mix properly was pretty hard.
17. 2020-01-03 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #57
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    thats a good idea I will forge it into a blade and strike down my enemies with it
    
    

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood dan - stole from me and my girlfriend cheated on me with him and gave him all my cash $$ and said it just VANISHED
    robert - stole from me
    lanny - i dont really have a reason
    myself - stole my innocence
    totse2k1 - made fun of malice for being a skateboarder
    japan is eternal - refused to be my daki
    hydro - fuck that bitch ILL RAPE HER
    
    

18. 2020-01-03 at 8:22 PM UTC

    #58
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    would bang drummer
19. 2020-01-03 at 8:27 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    
20. 2020-01-03 at 8:41 PM UTC

    #60
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Yeah idk why im into those types of girls considering i dont think im that sptype of dude at all. im bland and boring.