my birthday is coming up

1. 2020-01-03 at 6:32 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i told myself for like the past 2 years i would kill myself if things dont get better *cuts wrists to bloodlet for upcoming fashion show* *gives self ephedrine enema*
   
2. 2020-01-03 at 6:32 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
3. 2020-01-03 at 6:33 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   You don't even know what better looks like
4. 2020-01-03 at 6:35 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You don't even know what better looks like

   
   neither do you but at least i dont delude myself into thinking i do
5. 2020-01-03 at 6:36 PM UTC

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   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut
   i get more neetbux now than you ever will too. my oh my how the tables have turned. now watch as i blow through 20k of
   
6. 2020-01-03 at 6:38 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
   Birthdays are for NPCs
7. 2020-01-03 at 6:39 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest
   My birthday is here😁
   
   Green you know what better is! I’ll bet you’ve been there!😝
8. 2020-01-03 at 6:39 PM UTC

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   Technologist victim of incest

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Birthdays are for NPCs

   
   Thanks fucker!
9. 2020-01-03 at 6:40 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Will there be cake?
10. 2020-01-03 at 6:44 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Will there be cake?

    
    Not for you fatboy.
    
    Happy bday tech. Are you 18 now? 😋
11. 2020-01-03 at 6:44 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    21 Teeheehee!🥳
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • tee hee hee
12. 2020-01-03 at 6:45 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Nothing worse than a showboater hijacking someone elses birthday thread.
13. 2020-01-03 at 6:46 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest
    Green and I got it like that!
14. 2020-01-03 at 6:48 PM UTC

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    Octavian motherfucker
    Green send a PO box so I can mail you something.
15. 2020-01-03 at 6:49 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Thanks fucker!

    
    I think we all know what green wants for his bday
    
    And that's a piece of that ass
16. 2020-01-03 at 6:52 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I think we all know what green wants for his bday
    
    And that's a piece of that ass

    
    
    
    Yeah, ah NO!
17. 2020-01-03 at 6:54 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
    What are you married or something
18. 2020-01-03 at 7:07 PM UTC

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    Technologist victim of incest

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood What are you married or something

    
    You know I am silly!
19. 2020-01-03 at 7:17 PM UTC

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    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut