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what kind of drunk are you?

  1. #1
    I'm usually happy drunk

    rarely angry

    but I do tend to take out my anger on stuff like shoveling snow or doing the dishes. I have retard energy when drunk.
  2. #2
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Depends on how I feel life is going.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    Technologist victim of incest
    I’m a happy lovey dovey drunkard!
  4. #4
    I'm a whore drunk and like to play with my asshole and send nude pictures to everyone
  5. #5
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    the kind that not only finish his alcohol, but never commits any party fouls
  6. #6
    cigreting Dark Matter
    i dont drink, its the best type of drunk m8
  7. #7
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Sleepy. But super friendly.
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I turn into a Power Eagle.
  9. #9
    Octavian motherfucker
    I'm an arse hole unless I have Cocaine to keep me levelled so I seldom drink as a result.

    **Cries**
  10. #10
    SPLAT Houston
    Giggly and then the demon emerges
  11. #11
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm quitting alcohol for the new year and just going to stick to better drugs again. This is going to be the year of psychedelic enhancement and exploration for me. Fuck all this numbing my brain out shit.
  12. #12
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    the kind that points a loaded gun at you for kicks and accidentally put too much weight on the trigger and had to call family members at 1:00 am in the morning to help get rid of the body
  13. #13
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 the kind that not only finish his alcohol, but never commits any party fouls

    Bro you seem like the type that would get so close while talking to someone at a bar your beard would brush up on someone. You'd fail the 10 point party foul system before midnight.

    I'd still buy you a few shots though
  14. #14
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Bro you seem like the type that would get so close while talking to someone at a bar your beard would brush up on someone. You'd fail the 10 point party foul system before midnight.

    I'd still buy you a few shots though

    Are you messing he's definitely got some dead homos under the floorboards.
  15. #15
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Bro you seem like the type that would get so close while talking to someone at a bar your beard would brush up on someone. You'd fail the 10 point party foul system before midnight.

    I'd still buy you a few shots though

    i have never started a fight, and i have always tried to be friendly. if you paid attention, i have on numerous occasions mentioned having a Grandfather and Father as preachers. i have never met a stranger because i can chat with anyone. my vet is queer and my wife and i have had them over and taken him and his other to dinner several times. there is a farmer around here whose son is queer. when no one one would hire him, i hired him to help straighten the barns and hay.

    when i fuck with you faggots here, it has never been out of personal hatred, but out of messing with your mind.

    but the biggest issue for me, no one approaches me out of fear, so i approach them. and this also has led to the fights i have had.

    i really enjoy life and having a good time, as long as those around me aren't fucking retards.
  16. #16
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I do not drink alcoholic beverages but if i did id drink king cobra malt liquor.
  17. #17
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    example:

    the other day, i was posting and said, i would answer when i returned because the vet was here.
    we were neutering 1 of the llamas.
    he told me several fag jokes while we were chopping the nuts off this llama and i almost pissed myself laughing.
    in real life (not online), once peeps know me, they get overly friendly and share shit that even shocks the hell out of me like a queer telling fag jokes hahahahahaha
  18. #18
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I do not drink alcoholic beverages but if i did id drink king cobra malt liquor.

    So nigga drunk.
  19. #19
    larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 i have never started a fight, and i have always tried to be friendly. if you paid attention, i have on numerous occasions mentioned having a Grandfather and Father as preachers. i have never met a stranger because i can chat with anyone. my vet is queer and my wife and i have had them over and taken him and his other to dinner several times. there is a farmer around here whose son is queer. when no one one would hire him, i hired him to help straighten the barns and hay.

    when i fuck with you faggots here, it has never been out of personal hatred, but out of messing with your mind.

    but the biggest issue for me, no one approaches me out of fear, so i approach them. and this also has led to the fights i have had.

    i really enjoy life and having a good time, as long as those around me aren't fucking retards.

    You seem like a close talker. That's all I was saying. Why you always fixated on homosex?
  20. #20
    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 You seem like a close talker. That's all I was saying. Why you always fixated on homosex?

    "I'm not a faggot! The guy sucking my dick is!"
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