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  1. #41
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    lol
  2. #42
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 there tons of RECENT MEDICAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL articles claiming faggots are mentally ill hahahahahahahaha

    There's tons of evidence that proves you are too
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  3. #43
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    my 1st wife pulled some bullshit on me when i first returned home from the Kuwait debacle. i was forced to be evaluated and then had to spend several hours being questioned over things i was being falsely accused of. even was forced into taking anger management during this period.

    long story short, it did not take long for them to understand i am a prankster and that my wife (then) was just a normal retarded ignorant bitch.

    but i had them fools going.

    it was when they discovered my military files that clued them in. for one, my asvab was off the charts, which means you have the option to train to become an officer. which further confused them for why i decided to be a grunt instead. but overall, they concluded i was as sane as the definition is defined.

    i love to fuck with peeps minds.

    it's a gift!!
  4. #44
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 i was forced to be evaluated and then had to spend several hours being questioned over things i was being falsely accused of.

    Did you touch Kuwaiti boys' penises?
  5. #45
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Did you touch Kuwaiti boys' penises?

    Hey. You're unsubscribed.
  6. #46
    iam_asiam68 African Astronaut
    lol thats actually a funny response, kudos!!
  7. #47
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Hey. You're unsubscribed.

    ***Subscribes***
  8. #48
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace I need to flex my quill

    Write about a Mexican Sherlock Holmes.

    Who is a Priest.

    And hunts a Santa Muerte serial killer cult.

    I think that would be cool.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by iam_asiam68 that definition i provided is 2018.

    so get out of here with your politically correct insane bullshit, and go fuck yourself sideways you english bitch!!

    Lmao I remember this conversation

    where the fuck was it you linked to again?

    Indonesia???

    DSM-5 speaks for itself. And it says homosexuality is not a disorder :)
  10. #50
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Lmao I remember this conversation

    where the fuck was it you linked to again?

    Indonesia???

    DSM-5 speaks for itself. And it says homosexuality is not a disorder :)

    Lol I told him this and the stupid fuck was given me stats on how British homos were the most likely depressed.


    WTF DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH HOMOSEXUALITY BEING A MENTAL DISORDER?

    Fucking retard
  11. #51
    they're probably depressed because of fucks like him who can't accept a difference that literally does not effect him in any way whatsoever.

    I mean I don't make fun of him for being retarded. We're all different.
  12. #52
    G African Astronaut
    A mentally ill Mexican boy whose delusions have him portraying himself to be wealthy,attractive, & a man of numerous talents. In reality he is a short portly man-child whom still resides w/ his family to which he is a burden & liability. The boy desperately needs meds & therapy but refuses as he enjoys the make believe realm he created online.
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  13. #53
    hitchhiked into conjugation
  14. #54
    no good ideas so far

    keep trying guys
  15. #55
    Octavian motherfucker
    A paedo that lives with his mother and thinks he's Asian.

    You can't write this shit.
  16. #56
    HTS highlight reel
    Any tweet by MagicalRealismBot would be funny to see fleshed out.

  17. #57
    sounds like a terry pratchett book
  18. #58
    Originally posted by Octavian A paedo that lives with his mother and thinks he's Asian.

    You can't write this shit.

    were you from a broken home ?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7845295/Child-exploitation-Britain-nearly-bad-Victorian-era.html
  19. #59
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace sounds like a terry pratchett book

  20. #60
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny were you from a broken home ?

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7845295/Child-exploitation-Britain-nearly-bad-Victorian-era.html

    No my mum and dad had no addictions and are happily married.

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