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  1. #21
    Wariat
  2. #22
    bigthink victim of incest
    Originally posted by Octavian You look like a rapist


    disassociative identity rape gang leader, fantasizing about rape is legit the only thing that keeps me going

    also a fellow rapist is just competition unless they’re in my rape gang
  3. #23
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I haven’t had a fucked up haircut in a longtime, but mostly bc I’ve been getting the same boring thing since I was like 11
  4. #24
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World Is that what you said to HTS before you hit her and she left you?

    wft?
  5. #25
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
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  6. #26
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Cly

    Homo Simpson.
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  7. #27
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Octavian Homo Simpson.

    ha ha ha, that's me
  8. #28
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Cly ha ha ha, that's me

    Haha only joking mate.

    Here's me when I got into the UK off a lorry looking for someone to rape:


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  9. #29
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Octavian Haha only joking mate.

    Here's me when I got into the UK off a lorry looking for someone to rape:



    Ever think about letting your hair grow long?
  10. #30
    Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Ever think about letting your hair grow long?

    Yeah it just takes ages though but good call.
  11. #31
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by bigthink

    just trimmed the beard

    my tinder is always stacked with at least 4 bitches on call

    That is not a beard that is a fur covered chin strap for some kind of helmet worn on a short bus.
  12. #32
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Octavian Yeah it just takes ages though but good call.

    eat your magnesium and it will grow faster
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  13. #33
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cly

    you look better with a beard cly

    if you're embarrassed about being bald.. just keep shaving your head.

    Grow a foo-man-chu or a goatee and shave your head.
  14. #34
    Octavian motherfucker
    I heard the chin straps are all the rage these days.
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  15. #35
    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Originally posted by Octavian I heard the chin straps are all the rage these days.

    dirty toilet seat
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  16. #36
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    trimmed my hair myself about 1cm yesterday- glad i fidnt eff it up :)
  17. #37
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by tee hee hee trimmed my hair myself about 1cm yesterday- glad i fidnt eff it up :)


    You use a large straight comb and pull it up or out in the direction the hair grows out and cut off a little from the top side of the comb.. just anything uneven.. make sure they're the same length as well where they should match and clearly shorter from the sides unless you want a cool 60s mod cut
  18. #38
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World You use a large straight comb and pull it up or out in the direction the hair grows out and cut off a little from the top side of the comb.. just anything uneven.. make sure they're the same length as well where they should match and clearly shorter from the sides unless you want a cool 60s mod cut

    You don't have enough hair to offer advice.
  19. #39
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Fuck Your World You use a large straight comb and pull it up or out in the direction the hair grows out and cut off a little from the top side of the comb.. just anything uneven.. make sure they're the same length as well where they should match and clearly shorter from the sides unless you want a cool 60s mod cut

    I do a low ponytail with several elastics throughoutto keep the hair from budging. Bring it around to the front and snip awayyyyy
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  20. #40
    Fuck Your World African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You don't have enough hair to offer advice.

    You know. I used to be young once too.

    past experience.
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