For Trump's inaugeration i am celebrating with loads of drugs.

1. 2017-01-29 at 7:57 AM UTC

   #61
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Discount Whore Lanny, what's your favorite liquor there?

   
   the jello shot out of your moms ass, faggot
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2. 2017-01-29 at 8:01 AM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah, those are pretty good but I wasn't asking you
3. 2017-01-29 at 8:05 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Sophie Bombay Sapphire is an Rotterdam nigger drink.
   
   Exhibit A:

   
   Lol, well isn't exactly top shelf, that's true but I think it's one of the more subtle gins at that price point. I like it in a negroni. I don't know what "Rotterdam nigger" implies but the blue bottle does draw the eye kinda like how jameson is a decent irish whiskey that has a very successful ad division.
   
   

   Originally posted by Discount Whore Lanny, what's your favorite liquor there?

   
   There's a handle of beefeater behind the Gordon's in the first picture. Gin is definitely my favorite alcohol and beefeater is probably my favorite gin. If the gin is the primary flavor/alcohol in a drink then I think it's the way to go, great in a gimlet. Although as mentioned I wouldn't usually use it in a negroni because the campari is the flavor you're trying to highlight there. Also makes a very nice dry martini too.
4. 2017-01-29 at 8:10 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Lanny Lol, well isn't exactly top shelf, that's true but I think it's one of the more subtle gins at that price point. I like it in a negroni. I don't know what "Rotterdam nigger" implies but the blue bottle does draw the eye kinda like how jameson is a decent irish whiskey that has a very successful ad division.

   
   I like the bottle too. Also on the one hand Rotterdam nigger implies, some type of ghetto person. On the other hand i am partial to the OGbloodcompton culture.
5. 2017-01-29 at 8:11 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I don't understand this faggot language. Please just tell me what to buy to make tasty faggot drinks. I always revert to rum and juice or spiced whiskey and coke or gin and tonic or just plain old cheap beer. I never get anything enjoyable, and even though I've finally got enough money to indulge without worry for once in my life, I still buy 11 dollar handles of vodka.
6. 2017-01-29 at 8:16 AM UTC

   #66
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Discount Whore I don't understand this faggot language. Please just tell me what to buy to make tasty faggot drinks. I always revert to rum and juice or spiced whiskey and coke or gin and tonic or just plain old cheap beer. I never get anything enjoyable, and even though I've finally got enough money to indulge without worry for once in my life, I still buy 11 dollar handles of vodka.

   
   Pour a can of sprite into a glass with half a cup of everclear
7. 2017-01-29 at 8:23 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by Discount Whore I don't understand this faggot language. Please just tell me what to buy to make tasty faggot drinks. I always revert to rum and juice or spiced whiskey and coke or gin and tonic or just plain old cheap beer. I never get anything enjoyable, and even though I've finally got enough money to indulge without worry for once in my life, I still buy 11 dollar handles of vodka.

   
   Lol, well if you want to try my favorite drink grab some bombay sapphire, red vermouth, and campari. Equal portions is the standard mix although you'll probably want a half or 2/3rds portion of campari at first, it's an acquired taste. Stir with ice and enhancement, you don't want to water it down or overchill. G&Ts are good super cold but for drinker's drinks you usually want to find something you can enjoy at close to room temp.
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8. 2017-01-29 at 9:29 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   After googling all of the ingredients, that sounds fucking disgusting. Can you give me a suggestion which doesn't include red wine and ass fucking bitter liquers?
9. 2017-01-29 at 9:43 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   Vermouth is only wine by like a super technical definition, it tastes almost nothing like the kind of wine you're used to drinking on its own.
   
   If you want something it's hard to hate just pick up a handle of gordon's, fresh, ripe limes and some schweppes. Mix 2:1 T to G with half a lime. That's like the baseline all G&Ts measure up to, a good damn drink that's difficult to fuck up and everyone likes. As you advance into alcoholism the appeal of vermouth makes itself manifest I guess.
10. 2017-01-29 at 4:57 PM UTC

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    Merlin Houston
    If anything skip the campari. Buy gin or whisky and mix with red vermouth, mix 3:1 or 2:1 doesn't matter, add an ice cube. Repeat until drunk.
    
    Red vermouth tastes very different to regular vermouth, a little bit can even be good on it's own.
11. 2017-01-29 at 5:11 PM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got hospitalized from Bombay sapphire once.. good shit.